Classic Sans x AU Sans Oneshots (Requests closed at the moment)

~Join Me: Part 2~

~1 week after Sans ran away~

~Ink's PoV~

I decided to visit Undertale today, because I haven't been there in so long. I made a puddle of ink and teleported to Undertale. I saw a missing posters hanging everywhere. Who could it be? I went up to one and saw a familiar face on it. It was... Classic?! HE'S MISSING?! OH NO. NO NO NO NO. I called Dream and told him to notify the other AUs. I hung up and went to Classic's house. The door opened right away.

Papyrus: "SA-Oh, who are you?"

Ink: "I'm Ink! I'm looking for my friend Sans. Have you seen him?"

Papyrus: "My brother has been missing for a week. I don't know where he is..."

Ink: "Well, I'll make sure to do everything in my power to find him!"

Papyrus: "REALLY?! THANK YOU SO MUCH, FRIEND OF SANS!"

Ink: "Well, I've got to go. Bye!"

I waved and walked away. Once I was out of sight of everyone, I made a ink portal to my base. Blue and Dream were there. I opened the door and greeted them. We all sat down and started to talk.

Ink: "So Dream, you informed all the AUs, right?"

Dream: "Yup. I don't get it, where could he have gone?"

Blue: "Do you think he got kidnapped? Maybe by the Bad Sans?"

(A/N: This is one of the only times you will see me write Blue as an innocent blue marshmallow.)

Ink: "Now that you point that out Blue, that's probably what happened. It also explains why they haven't been as active. They might also be planning something."

~Back to our lovebirds!~

~Comic's PoV~

I woke up, with Nightmare cuddling me. I tried to get out of his strong grip, but he just held me tighter. I was blushing heavily. Nightmare opened a eye socket at me.

Nightmare: "Finally up, my Queen?"

I blushed when he called me his 'Queen'.

Comic: "Y-Yeah. Could you let go of me so I cam make breakfast? Please?"

Nightmare: "Fine. Only because you're so cute."

I blushed again, but calmed myself down as I went to the bathroom to change. I wanted to wear something different. Purple is actually my favorite color, so I'll wear that. I put on a dark grey t-shirt and black pants. I grabbed my purple hoodie and tied it around my waist. It was a light lavender purple color with some white fluff at the hood and at the bottom. Finally, I slipped on some lavender sneakers with white socks. I teleported downstairs and made some pancakes for breakfast.

~Insert making pancakes here. I'm too tired to type it right now.~

I wiped my forehead as I set all the pancakes with strawberry and blueberry toppings on the table. I set it up and called everyone. When Nightmare saw me, he blushed. I gave him a smile and sat down at the table. We all ate and put our dishes in the sink. Nightmare called us all so we could have a meeting. 

Nightmare: "We're going to attack the Star Sluts later today."

We all snickered at the name.

Comic: "So, what's the plan?"

Nightmare: "Well, you can't really tell them you're Classic, so just tell them something else."

Comic: "Well, I'll just say my name is Font. My name IS Comic Sans Font after all."

Nightmare: "Alright. Now then, on to the plan."

~Timeskip~

Once Nightmare finished telling us everything, we all got ready to fight. I put a few spare potions in my jacket pockets. We all met outside the castle and Nightmare made us all a portal to go through. On the other side of it, I saw stars. Looks like we were fighting in Outertale. Reminds me of when Nightmare took me on our date.

~Flashback~

Me and Nightmare were sitting together next to a cliff in Outertale. We were on a date. He had asked me yesterday, and I of course, accepted. During the date, we talked a lot, and he told me a lot of corny jokes. I laughed at all of them, of course. When we had finished the food I made, we just set together looking at the stars. He had his hands around my waist. He nudged me gently so I would look at him.

Nightmare: "Comi, you know I love you, right?"

Comic: "Of course I do, Nighty."

He kissed me on the lips. I was a bit shocked, as it was so sudden, but I melted into it. After a little bit, we both puled away, still staring into each other's eyes. We just smiled warmly at each other before cuddling. I soon fell asleep. I felt Nightmare picking me up gently so as not to wake me as I fell asleep.

~Back to the present~

I was looking up at the stars when I saw Ink and a few others appear behind him. Those behind him were Dream, Blue, Outer, Fell, Geno, and Reaper. Well, this was gonna be messy.