Classic Sans x AU Sans Oneshots (Requests closed at the moment)

~Join Me: Part 3~

~Sans's Pov~

I got ready to attack. Ink scanned at all of us, most likely deciding who he should take on. His eyes stopped and narrowed as they landed on me.

Ink: "Who are YOU? Also, what are you doing on their side? They're the destroyers of the Multiverse! The Bad Sans!"

I summoned my knife, Lavender, that fit my hand perfectly. It was always sharpened perfectly, and had a pure white handle with a light lavender shade as the metal's color. I pointed it directly at Ink. I grinned sadistically. 

Sans: "My name's Font. And I know that. They aren't that bad, actually. They're quite a lot to handle though-OOF"

Something hit the back of my skull. It was a bone.

Cross: *Poking Nightmare* "DAAAAAD! TELL MOM TO STOOOOOP!"

Nightmare: "Jeez Cross calm down. You sound like an actual child." 

Sans: "Plus, if you don't shut up, I'll take away your chocolate stash~"

Cross: *X-Chara appearing next to him* "NOOOOOOOOOOO! ANYTHING BUT THE CHOCOLATE!!!!"

Nightmare: *Hugging Sans* "Well, I told you not to provoke him, didn't I, Cross? Oh yeah, I forgot, those Star Sluts are still here."

We all snickered and turned to the Star Sluts and the rest, who were just standing there in shock. I summoned a sharp bone and made it cut Ink's cheek.

Sans: "That, buddy, was a warning shot. Oh, and by the way, my name's Font. And Nightmare's my fucking boyfriend."

Nightmare blushed a little and held my hand while we got ready to fight. I once again pointed my knife at Ink.

Sans: "SO THEN... L E T ' S  H A V E  S O M E  F U N !"

I teleported in front of Ink and stabbed him in the chest. I giggled and summoned sharp bones to hit Dream and Blue, who dodged them. Nighty and the rest of the gang were beating everyone else, so I got to deal with the three main Star Sluts. Well, this is gonna be fun! My smile widened as Dream tried to hit me with an arrow. I dodged as he sent more towards me. I blocked a few. Blue lunged towards me with a determined look on his face as he tried to slash me with his duel blue bones in his hands. I dodged and blocked. Ink was back on his feet. He was about to slash me with red paint when a tendril stabbed him in the back. He winced in pain.

Nightmare: "Need some help, my Queen?"

Sans: *Giggles* "Thanks, Nighty!"

Nightmare blushed. Awe, he's so cute when he blushes! As he took care of Ink, I took care of Dream and Blue.

Dream: "Please, what your doing isn't right! We can help you!"

Sans: "Awe, how sweet. Not as sweet as Nightmare, though. He's so cute, especially when he blushes! Plus, they're my family! And I can't betray the ones who helped me when no one else did!"

I summoned more sharp bones and he barely dodged this time. I summoned a few Gaster Blasters. He manged to dodge all but one. I put all my power into that one and unloaded it. There was a loud 'BOOM', and everyone turned towards my fight to see Dream falling to the ground, bleeding and unconscious. Blue grabbed him and looked at me with a sorrowful look on his eyes. Ink glared at me with all his soul.

Ink: "We'll be back! Don't think you can defeat us for long, Nightmare!"

They all teleported away.

I hugged Nighty and yawned.  

Sans: *Yawns* Nighty, I'm tired..."

Nightmare: "It's ok, my little angel. Go sleep. You did amazing today. I'll make sure to keep you safe, okay?"

Sans: "Okay..."

I fell asleep in Nightmare arms. I could feel him hugging me tighter, in a more protective manner and I fell asleep.

~A/N: HA! I'M DRAGGING THIS OUT TO ONE MORE PART! You'll just have to wait and see what it is, eh? Don't worry, After I finish my current books, I'll be sure to make a Nightmare x Classic book and a Dussic book! Welp, it's nearly 2 am and this is my third Oneshot of the day. So ima go vibe to meh music instead of sleeping. Oki, bye! :3~