Classic Sans x AU Sans Oneshots (Requests closed at the moment)

~A bit of a flirt: Lust x Classic~

Requested by Saralovesofe! He ya go!

~3rd Person PoV~

Classic was simply minding his business in Undertale, like always. Another reset had passed, this one being the first Pacifist for a while. Classic was taking a walk, something he never did. He was listening to music using his headphones while thinking about the meeting he had just been to. He was apart of the Bad Sanses. Not that the Star Sanses or anyone else really knew. Only Nightmare knew who he was. The same was for Lust and Outer, who were also anonymous members of the group. Only Nightmare knew their secret. They each had names in the group. Classic being Nightshade (A deadly plant), Lust being BloodLust, and Outer being Comet (If you didn't know, they have tittles such as "The Harbinger of Doom". The more ya know!) Classic was thinking about who the other two were, pondering everyone he knew. Suddenly, a portal appeared and sucked him into it.

He landed in Snowdin, but it seemed... different, to say the least. He saw Lust and immediately knew where he was. He was in UnderLust. He sweatdropped, knowing how much of a pickle he was in. He was gathering in his surroundings, not noticing Lust going up to him. Lust had just noticed Classic, but Classic was to busy looking at his surroundings to notice Lust. Was Lust was only a few feet away, Classic finally noticed Lust and stepped back, his eye glowing.

~Classic's PoV~

"Don't get any closer." I said as I noticed Lust a feet away from me. He put his hands up. 

Lust: "Look, I'm not gonna rape you or anything. I don't actually like that stuff."

My eye slowly stopped glowing.

Classic: "...Really...?"

Lust: "Yep. Everyone else here is like that, so I have to act like it. I hate it... I do like flirting, though~"

He pinned me to the wall of a nearby shop. I blushed. 

Classic: "U-Uh Lust what are you do-"

Lust: "Well, you're a cutie, and I've liked you for a while~"

I blushed.

Classic: "Y-You're such a flirt. B-Baka."

Lust: "Awe~ Don't go Tsudere on me, cutie!~"

He grinned, finally letting me go. I sighed in relief.

Lust: "But, I do have a question~"

I nodded at him, confused.

Classic: "What is it?"

Lust: "Do you work for Nightmare?~"

My eyes widened. Frick! I quickly hid my confusion and acted, putting on a shocked and somewhat saddened face.

Classic: "No! Why would I work for him!?"

Lust: "You're a good actor, cutie~ But I saw you at his base~"

Classic: "H-How would you know? Unless..."

My eyes widened in shock. Was he One of the others...?

Lust: "Yep! Sure am!"

Classic: "B-BloodLust...?"

He grabbed my chin, making me look at his eyes. They were a dull magenta and a dark, blood red, exactly like BloodLust's.

BloodLust: "Exactly, Nightshade~"

Let me explain something. Me and BloodLust always flirt with each other. We make a joke out of it a lot. I smiled, my eyes changing to purple and bright red.

Nightshade: "Well then, isn't this surprising?~"

BloodLust: "Guess we know who's the bottom now, huh?"

I blushed.

Nightshade: "I still have more kills than you!~"

BloodLust: "That just makes you cuter~"

Suddenly, I felt my Soul pulse with a familiar magic.

BloodLust: "Looks like Nightmare's calling us. We'll continue this later~"

Nightshade: "Whatever."

We teleported to Nightmare's Castle, landing in the living room.

Nightmare: "You two are late."

I pointed to BloodLust.

"Sorry, he's a bit of a flirt."