Classic Sans x AU Sans Oneshots (Requests closed at the moment)

~You'll pay for your mistake: Classic x Shattered Dream~

~Sans's PoV~

Hi. My name's Sans. And, well, my life is pretty... unusual. I live with alternate versions of myself. They all hate me for some reason, though. Why? Because they think I have a 'perfect' life. Well, I don't. I had to suffer through so many Genocide routes. I got depression. And yet, I still pretend everything's fine. 

"Oh shut up, Classic!" Ink said, hitting me.

They were all ganging up on me again. But I was done. I snapped.

Classic: "SHUT. UP."

Fell: "YOU shut up, you-"

Classic: "I'M DONE PRETENDING! I DON'T HAVE A PERFECT LIFE, AND I NEVER DID! I'VE HAD TO SUFFER THROUGH MORE GENOCIDE ROUTES THAN ALL OF YOU! I'VE HAD TO STRUGGLE WITH DEPRESSION, WHILE ALL OF YOU CONTINUE TO BEAT ME UP OVER YOUR JEALOUSY OF A LIE I CALL MY LIFE. SO YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M DONE. I'm done getting angry. I'm done leaving with you idiots. I'm leaving. Maybe I'll kill myself. Heh."

They all looked at me, shocked. The must've realized their mistake. But it's too late for that. I walked to my room.

Ink: "Wait, Classic, we're sor-"

Classic: "I don't want to hear it."

I brushed past him, as he stood in front of me. I went into my room and locked my door. I cut my arms a few more times before leaving. I didn't even bother to put bandages on them. They could see my cuts. I don't care. I packed the little stuff I had and left my room. All of them were waiting for me outside my door.

Blue: "Classic, please, we're sorry!"

Classic: "Don't you all get it? It's too late for that."

I teleported to the front door and opened it. I stepped outside and started walking away. I started running. By now, the other AU Sanses would be looking for me. I ran into the forest. They said it was haunted, but I didn't care. If I die, I die. Oh well. I ran for about 10 minutes. I stopped to catch my breath. Great, I'm lost. Suddenly, I heard a branch snap behind me. I turned around and saw a figure in the dark. They had what looked to be four tentacles on their back. It's not Nightmare, he had a very strong negative aura. This aura is... different.

???: "Why hello there. What's a cutie like you doing here in the woods?"

I blushed at the word 'cutie'.

Classic: "Honestly, running away. So kill me if you want to. I don't care."

???: "Why would I want to kill a cutie like you?~"

My blush grew. The figure grabbed me and I squeaked in surprise.

???: "Well, you can stay with me, cutie~"

I saw his face for the first time. He was covered in goop like Nightmare. His face was really handsom- I mean goopy. Yeah, goopy. I blushed at my first thought.

???: "Awe, already getting flustered just from seeing my face huh?~ Well, my name's Shattered~ What's yours, cutie?~"

Classic: "U-Uh, it's Classic..."

He held me using his tentacle, which picked me up by my waist. I blushed as he brought me up to nearly his height and lifted my chin.

Shattered: "What a nice name. Well, Sansy, you can live with me, ok?~"

Classic: "A-Are you sure? I don't wanna be an annoyance..."

Shattered: "A cutie like you can't be an annoyance~ So let's go!"

He teleported us to a huge black and yellow castle. My jaw (almost) dropped. He brought me to a room and told me it was mine. That first day there was better than any day I had at my old home. I smiled a lot more that day. Over time, we became good friends. I told about my past life and about my depression after a while. He helped me stop cutting. After three months, he was my boyfriend. One day, he asked me about something.

Shattered: "Hey Sansy?"

Classic: "Yeah?"

Shattered: "Could you tell me where your old house was?"

Classic: "Yeah, sure. Why?"

Shattered: "I'm gonna spy on 'em."

I giggled. 

Classic: "Alright, just don't kill them."

Shattered: "Deal."

I told him where I lived, and he got up and put on his crown and jacket. He kissed me on my cheek and waved.

Shattered: "Bye, Sansy!~"

Classic: "Bye! :3"

~Shattered's PoV~

Heh. I'm not gonna kill them. I'm gonna do MUCH worse. I teleported to the location Sansy had told me. I knocked them all out one by one and teleported to them to the dungeon. They would learn how bad of a mistake they had made hurting my Sansy. I waited for a while for them to wake up. The cells they were in were made from anti-magic stones, so they couldn't use their magic to leave or attack me. I had made the stones, so it didn't work on me. As they slowly all came to consciousness, I got my torture devices ready.

Ink: "Huh? Where are we...?"

I stepped out of the shadows, a knife in my hand.

Shattered: "You must be the idiots who hurt Classic, right?"

Dream: "You know where he is?! Where is he?!"

Shattered: "And WHY would I tell you all? You hurt him. And for that, you're going to pay. You first."

I grabbed Ink by the neck and swapped my knife for a chainsaw (CRANK IT LIKE A CHAINSAW-), and cranked it. As it started up, I raised it up, slicing it down on Ink leg, cutting it off. A bunch of different colored blood came out of his leg while he screamed. 

Shattered: "So... who's next?"

~Prologue~

Shattered kept them in their cells, torturing them twice a day until they all died from blood loss. He never told Sans what he had done. So, Sans never knew. They eventually married, and had kids. Their kid's names were Sundown and Solar (I don't know if there are any ship children, so I made up my own-). They lived happily, as the new keepers of the Balance were peaceful, so they were all friends in the end. No one ever knew what, or who, had killed the old keepers of Balence. 

And they most likely never would.