Classic Sans x AU Sans Oneshots (Requests closed at the moment)

~C'mon, I know you love me: Fell x Classic (Kustard)~

Requested by WolftaleLin! Enjoy!

~Fell's PoV~

I saw Classic sitting at a cafe by himself. I decided to get a drink, and sit next to him.

Classic: "WHA- oh it's just you, Red."

Fell: "Heya, Sansy~"

I decided to flirt with him. He was was always so cute when he blushed. I have had a crush on him for quick some time. After a little while of me flirting with him, he decided to flirt back.

Classic: "Hey, Fell~" 

Fell:  "Yeah, Classy~"

He tripped me. Then proceeded to carry me, bridal style, to somewhere else. He teleported us to the middle of a forest.

Classic: "Looks like you FELL for me~"

I blushed. So, that's how you wanna play, huh Sansy? So be it~

I pinned him to a tree.

Fell: "Don't worry, I'll make sure to ketchup to ya. I'll mustard up the courage to tell ya something, Classy.~ You seem tired.~ So I guess I'll have to wait for a little to help you~"

He blushed like a blueberry. He gave me a glare. I just thought it was cute. 

Classic: "Humph. I hate you."

Fell: "Oh c'mon, I know you love me, Sansy~"

I kissed him. He kissed back. After a few seconds, we both pulled back. He was blushing more than I'd ever seen him, and my face was probably comparable to a tomato by now.

~Classic's PoV~

OH. MY. STARS. 

HE. FLIPPING. KISSED ME! MY CRUSH KISSED ME! 

He grinned, looking brighter than a tomato. 

Fell: "So then, you wanna be my boyfriend?~"

Classic: "Alright, cutie~"

He blushed and I giggled. Well, that sure was one way to ask someone to be their boyfriend.

~EXTRA~

~3rd Person PoV~

Ink: "C'mon Classic, we both know you like him!"

Classic: "But he won't like me back-"

Killer: *Opens door and peeks in* "Actually, he has a crush on you."

Classic blushed. Both Ink and Killer had Lenny faces, and I'm assuming you may also have one, Reader. They had made a plan to get Classic and Fell together. They know Fell would try to flirt with Classic, so they told him to go to a cafe. Classic was extremely confused by it, but just agreed. He ordered a drink, and Fell came. Little did he and Fell know that they were getting stalked by quite the group.

The rest of the Bad Sans and the three Star Sanses were hidden around the cafe, and Sci had drones watching them. Suddenly, Classic swept Fell off his feet and teleported them. Sci's drones quickly found them in the middle of the forest and Sci told the others. They all hid behind trees or in bushes and watched the scene unfold. Pictures were taken, and bets were won or lost. Not to mention the hidden camera recording and someone writing everything going down.

A girl with black to purple fading hair finished writing in her notebook and closed it. Her purple eyes closed and she sighed. She would write down what happened in Wattpad later. She looked straight at you, the Reader.

Pop: "Well, hello Reader. Guess you found out my secret, huh? Well, don't say anything, alright?"

She put a finger to her mouth.

Pop: "Thanks!"

She then turned on a machine that read: "Kustard AU 71635"

Pop: "Alright, what's next?"

The machine now read: "YanberryClassic AU 101"

Pop: "Great! Well, bye, Reader!"

Everything faded to black.

~Pop's PoV~

Oh, hello my dear Reader. Staying in my brain, huh? You see, I turned off the camera which is used for 3rd Person PoV. So, you had to float over to something. You're welcome. Now then, I'll put you back in your jar.

B Y E  B Y E.