Sirius's Book of Pick Up Lines

#4

I was on my way to the Great Hall for dinner when I was stopped for what seemed to be the sixteenth time today.

"Do you have a mirror, McKinnon?" the usual deep, manly voice asked.

"No, Black, I don't. Why do you ask?" I said, trying to get out of his grasp.

"Because I can see myself in your pants." came the reply. I felt myself blush and I turned away.

I could feel his breath in my ear.

"Well, that's too unfortunate, because I'm taken." I shot back.

"Yeah, by me." he whispered.

"Good bye, Black!" I called, finally getting out of his grip.

"You miss it!" he smirked as I walked away.

Yeah, I do. I miss not being close enough to knee you in the balls.