"HEY SIRIUS BLACK!" I shouted across the table at breakfast.
He appeared at my elbow.
"Well, I'm here. What are your other wishes?" I rolled my eyes fondly and kissed him.
When I pulled back I started eating when I heard a thunk.
I looked around and saw that Black had fainted. I laughed and soon the whole table was laughing.
"What was that for?" Sirius asked when he had come around.
"I wanted to taste the rainbow." I said.
James fell out of his seat.
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Sirius's Book of Pick Up Lines
FanfictionSirius's book of pick up lines. He has used them on Marlene, and no one else. Though one may have been stolen by James... I don't own Harry Potter.