I was walking with James when we crossed paths with Lilyflower.
"Are you lost, Lil? Because heaven is a long way from here." he smiled. Lily shot him a glare and said, "Heaven is much better than being here with a toe-rag like you."
"That's harsh, Lils." James complained. She smiled sweetly and walked on.
"You got that one from me!" I accused. "I was going to use it on Marley." James shrugged.
I learned that day that Prongs could not be trusted with my pick up lines.
But since when could any Marauder be trusted?
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Sirius's Book of Pick Up Lines
Fiksi PenggemarSirius's book of pick up lines. He has used them on Marlene, and no one else. Though one may have been stolen by James... I don't own Harry Potter.
