I thought of a good one! Ooh, Marley will love it! Well, being Marley, she would probably knee me in the balls. But it was satisfactory to know that I caused her anger.
"Marley!" I shouted across the common room.
SHe got up and walked over to me.
"What?"
"Do up your laces, I don't want you falling for anyone else." I said.
She growled, "You don't control me!"
The next day, I walked out of the hospital wing smiling.
"Padfoot, you just got kicked in the balls. Why are you smiling?" asked a completely bemused Prongsie-poo.
"Because, Prongsie-poo,"
"Don't call me that!"
"-Marley McKitten caused me this pain. Not anyone else." I beamed.
Prongs stared at me like I was mad. Because I was.
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Sirius's Book of Pick Up Lines
FanfictionSirius's book of pick up lines. He has used them on Marlene, and no one else. Though one may have been stolen by James... I don't own Harry Potter.
