"Sirius, you wanna know something?" I asked him one night in the common room.
"Hmm?" he replied.
"My body is 65% water, and I'm betting you want some of it." I said, inwardly smirking.
He perked up and shouted, "Yeah, I do!"
"Then you can have a water bottle. You might need more than one, but I'll make it work."
I wound up in the hospital wing right after for Sirius had thrown his textbook at my head, muttering, "But I want your water, Marley."
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Sirius's Book of Pick Up Lines
FanfictionSirius's book of pick up lines. He has used them on Marlene, and no one else. Though one may have been stolen by James... I don't own Harry Potter.