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"Sirius, you wanna know something?" I asked him one night in the common room.

"Hmm?" he replied.

"My body is 65% water, and I'm betting you want some of it." I said, inwardly smirking.

He perked up and shouted, "Yeah, I do!"

"Then you can have a water bottle. You might need more than one, but I'll make it work."

I wound up in the hospital wing right after for Sirius had thrown his textbook at my head, muttering, "But I want your water, Marley."

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