how is it that most men have such good skin? especially footballers. i know they have money to spend on a skin care routine but please, somebody let me in on their secrets!
i have tried so many combinations and is my skin clear? nope!
shall we look at a few examples?
exhibit a: here we have ben chilwell. ben is a very fine man and a very fine left back for leicester city. have you ever seen this man with bad skin? i know i haven't.
exhibit b: another perfect example of what i am trying to prove. jack does some questionable things with his hair and we all still fall for him but i have never seen this man look anything less than fine. (a few spots would not influence my opinion of this by the way.)
exhibit c: here we have a very close up picture of mr harry billy winks and still, we cannot see a single flaw on this man's face. we all knew that he was flawless before so i don't really know why i put him in. probably just because i enjoy looking at him.
exhibit d: james maddison. james daniel maddison. everyone knows him and everyone knows that like the others, he's flawless. his skin is flawless.
i don't think i have pictures of other footballers but i'll list them.
alex oxlade-chamberlain
marcus rashford
mason mount
declan rice
neco williams
brandon williamsfeel free to list some of your own because my mind has gone blank.
even scottish footballers seem to have good skin and they don't earn £50,000 a week.
joe newell (not scottish but plays in scotland)
ryan porteous
scott allan
stevie mallan
jamie gullanhow is it that they have such good skin? they don't get razor rash? they never look oily or dry? i need them to drop their skin care routines asap because please, help a girl out!
my skin is so dry all of the time 🤢
anyway, this is something that has been on my mind for weeks. how do they have such good skin??
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