dirty talk • yangyang | xiaojun | xiaoyang

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[ xiaojun | yangyang | lucas | winwin | kun | hendery | ten ]

"You think he's okay?" Ten questions, observing Xiaojun in his natural habitat. By that, he really means standing near his locker, but this time he's banging his head against it. "Wonder what happened to him with the teach?"

Lucas doesn't want to know. He could sense that there was some sexual tension going on with their German teacher and his friend. It was honestly to obvious, but Lucas wants none of that. All he wants is to graduate peacefully, but it's kind of hard when he's friends with two-time ticking bombs. "We should be good friends and check up on him."

"Before you say anything," Xiaojun screams, as he pounds on his locker door. It would be a great time for him to hit the stop and rewind button, but unfortunately for him, it doesn't exist in real life. "Yes, my life is over."

Oh? How so? Ten whips out his finger guns and congratulates Xiaojun as he embarks on a never-ending adventure of suffering! On the other hand, Lucas just shakes his head as he pushes Ten to the side. Now was not the time to be a total dumbass. Xiaojun was having a crisis!

"Your life can't be over." Lucas calmly reassures Xiaojun that everything will be fine. After all, whatever he experienced with the teacher couldn't be as bad as...

[ 15 minutes later after explaining ]

"You're doomed." Lucas fakes a cry, as takes back everything he says. This was a lot to take in, but who would have thought that his German teacher would end up as the late-night pervert who Xiaojun happened to call for Ten. "You sure he's not some phone sex operator? I heard that job pays well."

Ten gasps, realizing at how hot that sounds. Wow, so German teacher by day and phone sex operator by night? Wow, talk about adulting! Who knew adults were this dangerous? "Sadly, if I wasn't so whipped for Hendery I would shoot my shot."

"Ew? Are you serious?" Xiaojun shivers, wondering if Ten was honestly dumb or horny, but it's probably both. His teacher was someone Xiaojun did not want to get involved with only because he knows that relationship was prohibited. "You do know I'm not going to have my reputation tarnished!"

What reputation? Oh. That reputation. It must have been that time of the year where Xiaojun begs all his teachers for recommendation letters in hopes of him entering his dream University. Sometimes, Lucas forgets that his friend actually cares about his future. "You know, this year it might be difficult for you."

Xiaojun gives Lucas a look before falling on his knees. That's right! It will be a pain in the ass because now he has to ask his German teacher for a letter of recommendation. And, it wouldn't be free. "Can't I just give up on my dream?"

"No! We don't need another failure. That's my job." Ten frowns as he grabs Xiaojun by his hand. This was the last straw. Nobody other than him can give up on anything! This was written in the book of bro's!

Everyone except Xiaojun can give up! As unreasonable as it sounds, Lucas sort of agrees with Ten. He's in charge of slacking off and not caring about his future.

"Come on, we will figure something out," Lucas says, carrying Xiaojun's book bag on his shoulder as he reassures his friend that everything will be fine. After all, two and a half heads are better than one. Yes, Ten only has half a head. Don't ask.

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