[ xiaojun | yangyang | lucas | winwin | kun | hendery | ten ]
Xiaojun swears he goes above and beyond for his stupid friend, Ten. Why did he even volunteer to get Hendery's number in the first place? What good would it do to get his hopes up?
This ain't it, he's going to tell Hendery the truth and that it's all a joke. Well, that's if he rejects Ten. He stares at the crumpled piece of paper and decides to dial the number. After all, what was he going to lose anyway?"
Haha, wrong! He didn't know what he was going to get himself into until he heard the voice on the other line.
"Baby boy, I knew you would call." Yangyang pauses as he deepens his voice. "What took you so long?"
Excuse me—b–b—aby boy? Who was this and what did he do to Hendery? "Let me check if I dialed the right number, mister."
Upon glancing and comparing the numbers, Xiaojun knew the number he dialed was 100% correct. Well, that was a surprise! He didn't think Hendery would be such a jerk and give him the wrong number. What a loser!
"Hey, sorry about that but I met this jerk and he gave me the wrong number," Xiaojun responds, hoping that would end the conversation. Guess again, it only furthered Yangyang to ask even more questions.
"You mean Hendery? Yeah, he's a total sissy. I don't like him either." Yangyang grins, pushing up his hair as he takes note of this particular number.
Okay, this was getting a little bit creepy. It's not like Xiaojun doesn't want to ask more questions, but this screamed stranger danger! But, this doesn't stop him from asking more questions. "H—how do you know Hendery? I never mentioned who the jerk's name was."
Oh, how cute. Was that a stutter? Yangyang likes this one, a lot. "If I tell you, what do I get in return?"
Xiaojun nervously squints, wondering if he should just hang up? It's getting to the point where the other person on the line is trying to bargain in exchange for information. He swears, he absolutely 100% not interested.
"Bold of you to assume I'll give you something." Xiaojun continues, rubbing his chin. "Shouldn't you convince me to stay on the line?"
That was true. Not only was this kid a smartass, he knows how to talk. Interesting, maybe it was time to take it up a notch. "Alright baby boy, I'll tell you my name if you don't hang up that phone."
Again with that baby boy shit! He was no baby boy. The disrespect! "Listen here mister, I'm nobody's baby!"
Oh, he's unclaimed?
Now, what's Yangyang going to do with this information?
"You sure about that? I know what a baby boy sounds like.""Okay, I'm starting to think you're a creep." Xiaojun shakes his head as he moves his finger towards the end call button. Just as he hung up, he heard one last word from 'mystery man'.
"My name is Y."
He can't tell a lie, the way he put emphasis on the Y was really sexy. Did he have a German accent?
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Xiaojun is baby.
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dirty talk • yangyang | xiaojun | xiaoyang
FanficIn which xiaojun accidentally dials the wrong number and ends up talking to the phone sex operator, yangyang.