[ xiaojun | yangyang | lucas | winwin | kun | hendery | ten ]
"Talk dirty to me, babe." Ten wiggles his eyes, licking his lips as he notices Hendery walking past him. "Oh yeah, look at him, he so wants me."
Rolling his eyes, Xiaojun slams his locker door shut and looks at his best friend up and down. It's only the morning and already Ten is on his knees. "I swear, I'm not covering for you ever again!"
Ten pouts and swings his arms around Xiaojun's neck. Aw, why? He needs his best friend to keep a lookout while he's moaning out his babe's name. What happened to the bro code? "Does it turn you on?"
To be honest, it has the opposite effect. His best friend doesn't realize this but he sounds better when his mouth is closed. "I'd rather let you get caught."
"True, I want to get caught by Hendery." Ten smirks, dragging Xiaojun towards their next class, which was English. "You think he would like to have some fun with me?"
Doubt it.
Hendery is the student body Vice President. He barely has time to even breathe let alone fool around with Ten. If anything, his best friend knows his chances with him are slim, that's why he's so—"H—hey, I didn't sign up to smell your armpit!" Xiaojun crinkles his nose as he catches a glimpse of his best friend laughing. How dare he treat him like this? Have mercy, his nose is sensitive!
As Xiaojun takes his seat, he looks right up and there he was. Oh god, maybe Ten hadn't noticed? He can only pray.
"Bro, is it just me or is Ten ready to throw his pants up in the air and let his dick run free?" Lucas cringes, pushing back his chin at the sight of a horny little boy. It's times like this where Xiaojun had hoped Lucas would be his best friend, but the universe had other plans.
Xiaojun tried his best to restrain Ten from being a total embarrassment, but it was too late. His feet were on the move, ready for some action. "If anyone asks, I don't know him."
Both Lucas and Xiaojun watch Ten's attempt at flirting, but it was a failure. Let's just say, he came back to his seat, whining to Xiaojun how he was so close to getting his number but—
"Listen, all I ask in life is that number." Ten pleads, ready to get on his legs as he throws his pride away.
Xiaojun is confused. Why was Ten begging for him to get Hendery's number? Of all the people, why should he—oh my god, no way! "Ew, does he like me?"
Ten froze and then bit his lip. He didn't want to admit it, but no matter how he sees it, Hendery only has eyes for his best friend. "If I was you, I would have let him go deep into my asshole—
"Would you just shut up? Fine, I'll go get that stupid number for you." Xiaojun slams table as he strolls towards Hendery's desk. Remember, he's only doing this so Ten would shut up for the remainder of the day.
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dirty talk • yangyang | xiaojun | xiaoyang
FanficIn which xiaojun accidentally dials the wrong number and ends up talking to the phone sex operator, yangyang.