dirty talk • yangyang | xiaojun | xiaoyang

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[ xiaojun | yangyang | lucas | winwin | kun | hendery | ten ]

"I cant believe you guys did this to me." Ten places his hand on his chest as he gives Xiaojun  and Lucas his offended face. "Y'all forgot my buttplug is at stake here?

Oh, what was that sound?
Lucas swears he heard something, but he couldn't put his finger to it. "Ew, what was that?"

Shaking his head,  Xiaojun pretends to ignore Ten's presence as he understood exactly what  Lucas meant. If the two gave him too much attention, then Ten would  channel his little dick energy across the class. That's the last thing  anyone really wants.

"Listen, this is my last buttplug." Ten sniffs, trying to hold his tears in his eyes. "It's pink  and my favorite color. Don't let my mom take it away from me!"

Xiaojun turns his head towards Lucas who was pushing his face backwards. Ah, that triple chin  is shaping up nicely. Got to give him props, it takes a lot to reveal a  third layer. "You're my new best friend now."

"H—hey, don't you revoke your bff card on me!" Ten stomps, following behind his two friends as they walk towards detention hall. "I practically held you in my arms!"

Since when?
Xiaojun wouldn't be caught in those filthy hands! Who knows what Ten does with them. "You know, did anyone ever tell you that your birth certificate is  an apology from the condom factory?"

Please, as if he hasn't  heard that one before. It was his dad's fault! If he had't pulled out  then... "Thank god he left his dick in there. Otherwise, you wouldn't be  blessed by presence."

That was the truth. Ten  nervously laughs, shrugging his shoulders. "I know you guys love talking about dicks, but can we discuss something important?"

"Like what?" Xiaojun furrows his eyebrows as he reaches a familiar door. "Oh, you mean detention?"

Nah, detention? Please, there were more things to worry about than that! "Y—you better call Hendery and score me a date!"

Lucas rolls his eyes as  he pushed the two into the room. All Ten cares about is his nonexistent  love life. Then again, he shouldn't be the one to talk.

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A/N:
🤡 Short update, but I still got one more exam to go! 🤠