dirty talk • yangyang | xiaojun | xiaoyang

10

[ xiaojun | yangyang | lucas | winwin | kun | hendery | ten ]

[boys night in]

Ten and Lucas are on the couch while Xiaojun is laid flat on the carpet. It's their usual thing on Friday's to have an end of the week sleepover at Ten's house.

"Guys, I'm getting bored. Can we talk about dick now?" Ten heaves a loud sigh as he digs his hands in the bowl of popcorn. For once, he rather not watch re-runs of Mean girls—even if that was their tradition because that shit gets so old. "I want dick."

Rolling his eyes, Lucas throws a pillow at Ten so he can shut up. It's always dick for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. A full course dick! Can he just give everyone a break? "Why don't you just buy a dildo off of the internet?"

"I told him that already." Xiaojun continues, explaining how Ten disliked those rubbery fake things going up against his asshole. He likes it real and meaty. "He's picky, but he should lower his standards."

Hey! Ten did not sign up for his two friends to roast him in his own house. What's so bad about being horny? This calls for revenge! "You know what, it's time to spin the bottle."

"Leave me out of this." Lucas shakes his head as he squints towards Ten's evil yet dumbass mind. He can smell his friend scheming from 6ft away and it's not his stinky toes this time. "How do people put up with you?"

Ten laughs and flutters his eyelashes towards Lucas. "Don't lie, it's 'cause you like me."
Pushing back his chin as he reveals a set of chins never seen before, Lucas knew that Ten was actually insane. How can anyone even dare to have feelings for someone like him? Ridiculous! Obviously, Lucas isn't impressed. "People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers."

"Gross, get a room you two," Xiaojun says, sucking the inside of his cheek as he notices Lucas blushing. Of course, he doesn't know if it's from the embarrassment or the fact his friend has a horrible taste and actually feels something for Ten. Probably the former, it's definitely that. "So are we going to play or not? I just want this to be over."

Little did they know, the midget that was named a number by his parents was scheming something up his sleeve. Things were about to get a little spicy, Ten's style. "You can't back out after I spin the bottle!"

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A/N:
Uhhhh looks like we might get a little xiaojun x yangyang interaction next chapter and it's all thanks to Ten's big brain! 🤠 say thank u ten