𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐳𝐞: 𝐓𝐲𝐩𝐞

❅️11❅️

"You got a job as a maid at Wakatoshi's house?!" Shirabu yelled over the phone.

"Kenjiro. It's midnight, don't yell." He heard Tendou's voice, scolding from the other room. Kenjiro apologized.

"I said housekeeper, how could you say I'm a maid?" Semi sighed on the other end of the line. "Anyway, yeah. Wakatoshi picked me and there's this other kid who knows ASL picked by your so-called Father, Lord Thicc Eyebrows."

Shirabu snorted. "Lord Thicc Eyebrows? Is that all you got?"

"Better than anything you have. Whatchu got Pomeranian?"

"A name that is simple, straight to the point and rolls off the tongue naturally." He said, waiting for three seconds before continuing, "WashiBrows."

Semi snorted. Then Shirabu could hear small giggles before Semi bursted out laughing. Shirabu was amused and shocked because Semi laughed at such a simple nickname. He felt happy that Semi laughed at the name he made even though he felt like it was just a lame name.

"You know what Ken-Ken? I'm gonna call him WashiBrows the next time I talk you. That's just, yeah it really rolls off the tongue easily."

Shirabu smiled and blushed.

"Oh yeah, I didn't know that you sis-in-law is mute. She's very pretty by the way! Suits her name Yuu very much! As beautiful as the sunset." Semi complimented, sounding so full amusement. Shirabu frowned, listening to him.

"Eh hello?? I'M STILL HERE???" Shirabu cleared his throat before emphasising on his words.

"Um.. yeah? I was talking to you."

"Ohoho this little shit. The audacity you got to talk about someone else while talking to your boyfriend on the phone. You're lucky you're not beside me or I would've boiled your kneecaps."

Shirabu huffed. Semi nervously chuckled. It was a bit intimidating of Shirabu to talk about boiling his kneecaps. If he said 'break', it wouldn't be too worrying but he said  'boil'.

"Sorry Kenjiro baby my little angry Pomeranian~" Semi made kissy sounds at the end, being cute to save his kneecaps. Shirabu internally cried and screamed when his usually mature and romantic boyfriend be so damn cute. It's frustrating for him that Semi can be so fucking annoying yet still be so fucking adorable. He was squealing like a fangirl inside but outside, he made a vomit sound.

Tsun-tsuns.

"You're so cute it's disgusting."

"Awh... you called me cute!"

"Shut up." Shirabu blushed. Semi's the one being complimented by him why the hell is he blushing? Shirabu then just fondled with the ends of his blanket while his mind just wandered off. He suddenly thought of Yuu. He hummed long, contemplating whether or not he should tell Semi about Yuu's true gender.

"Kenjiro? Is there something you wanna say?" Semi asked, concerned when the other haven't said anything for a whole minute. He's got a hunch that Shirabu has something really important to tell him. Shirabu blinked rapidly, realizing that he's still on the phone with Semi.

"Huh? Oh.. yeah.. um.."

Should I? No. Father would kill me. Plus, this is Yuu's choice.

"It's nothing."

"Oh?" Semi responded, a bit disappointed since he knew Shirabu has something to tell him.

"Just take care of Yuu. Don't follow any stupid orders that Washijou give you and the other kid. Especially if it involves Yuu." Shirabu said, leaving out the detail about Yuu's gender. Even though he's the reason Tendou never got to confess to Wakatoshi, he's still a victim of Washijou's. He's very much worried about what Washijou can do and would do to him. He was also not happy that he needs to pretend to be both a girl and a mute just because Washijou didn't want others to know that his son married a man.