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one day i was gay and it was reallysad and hard for me and then i want to have gay anal boob sex with prettynwomen and men and other people and shane dawsons cat. i was thinki this while wearing my pink platform crocs. i was manifesting a fat ass until the man from the cideo tiktok video with the man who does the dances to the emojis in that emoty scary room with the frog backpack on the door and it always has that sobg with the crow noise in a different language that almost sounds like nightcore baby kata. anyway he pulled out his massive dong and boob (one boob) and did the sex and it was really super cali swaggalistic sexy hella dopeness amd i absolutely would recommend because it was the embodiment of big floppa energy and i felt floppa (big floppa) chanel thru every ounce of my bones and it was such an enlightening experience that my bones popped and confetti came out (also balls !!!!!!!!!!) and that was not expected bc i didnt know i had confetti in my bones but he helped me come out as pinata-sexual. and that took a lot of courage my parents are pinata-phobic.!!!! back in the dark ages they woukd burn penis shaped pinatas because they hated how big the schlongs were of the pinata people so they would burn da big schlong pinata???? but then now im yea im realizing that i am actually half pinata and the emoji man helped me realize this by making my balls pop!!!!!!! that was super cool and i will say once again ut was super cali swaggalistic sexy hella dopeness. after we had cool awesome gay sex (cool awseomse gay sex!!!!!!!! wow!!!!!) we watched the teen titans go movie x wallace and gromet movie and it was soooo sexy. it was so sexy that i forgot how to count and emoji man had to hand feed me peices of his sexy velomptious juicy pink brain to teach me how to count again. then afterward we ate children !!!!!!!!! we ate somany children it was really cool because they were organic because they were all oran host club cosplayers and oran and organic start with o and that is what i learned when i learned to count (2) and after we ate 59 honey chan cosplayers emoji man peered into my sexy scrumblisbious rainbow eyes that had flowing long black shiny eyelashes that tickled his chin. my eyelashes were so thick that they each had their own mouth and each of them was a cosplayer of a student of the soa vocal major. they would all sing in immaculate chorus down feom the heavens decended chuck norus who delivered a kcim that codulb shatter bone into the crothe of indiana jone. and they all sang !!!!! (my sexy eyelashes) they all had beautiful perfect teeth too !!! they sang 100 gecs and that made emoji man burst into tears!!! his tears flowed down from his face with such rage and bliss. they smelled like my wee (not great not good mo no no no) so i asked b!!!! him !!!!! what!!! was wrong nbnn!bbbn anf he said: emoji man said, "i cant wven rememeber how to do maid cosplay anymore,,,, gecs rotted my brain and now i am soiled amd my pants are crusty with my rainbow cum from when i was onisions sexy knees." i asked him how sexy onision's knees were, my eylashes still blasting 100 gecs from their shiny black vocal chords. he said "so sexy my balls popped too !!!!!!!!! and" and then he shook his saggy knee sacks with such vigor that neil lemon demon HIMSELF came outof his blaallsack on a tiny ladder and said "wwhat are u doung wwhat are h doung" because he said this because he was kinshifting into max vanbike (not max vandcke but the max that is a bike because he had wheel for legs to run and run really good so sex$ ) money sign = more sex than ever u have to believe me please !!!!!!! anyway when he had kindhifted out of max vanbike he kinshifti into him self but a more crazy and wild version so he took out a party had and said lets gec bro !!!!!!!! but before neil lemon demon could do any party or gec he exploded and they werwboth founddead she must have been out of her head !!!! (head as in when sucking wee)