Sam: if it bites you and you die, it's venomous. If you bite it and die it's poisonous
Paul: what if it bites me and it dies?
Sam: that means you're poisonous. jesus christ Paul learn to listen
Quil: what if it bites itself and I die?
Sam: it's voodoo
Jared: what if it bites me and someone else dies?
Leah: that's correlation, not causation
Embry: what if we bite each other and neither of us die?
Paul: that's kinky
Emily: oh my god
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Incorrect wolf pack (twilight)
FanfictionBasically just a book about stupid things I think the pack would do A lot of these I got ideas for are from tumblr
