Jacob: people run from rain but sit in bath tubs full of water.
Sam: so profound. Do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead? "Oohh isn't it funny that a person will eat when they're hungry but duck when you throw an apple at their face?"
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Incorrect wolf pack (twilight)
FanficBasically just a book about stupid things I think the pack would do A lot of these I got ideas for are from tumblr
