Sam: Top
Jared: Whatever she's in the mood for
Paul: Top dog...wolf
Embry: Top I assume...we are talking about sex, right?
Leah: yea, we're talking about sex, and you're definitely a bottom.
Quil: know from experience?
Leah: *kicks Quil* You're a bottom too. And I'm a top, Sam lied.
Jacob: uhh...
Quil: Come on Jake, it's just a simple question.
Jacob: Top?
Leah: The fact that you answered it in a question means you're a bottom.
Seth, Collin, Brady: *walk in*
Seth: What are you guys talking about?
Paul: *Laughs* Top or bottom?
Collin, Brady: I don't have a bunk bed.
Seth: Top.
Leah: *uncomfortable* *punches paul*
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Carlisle: .....What do you mean?
Esme: *Explains*
Carlisle: That is not an appropriate question
Esme: He's a top
Carlisle: Esme!
Esme: These are normal conversations humans have with friends dead. Don't be embarrassed.
Emmett: Top dog
Rosalie: That's what Paul said
Emmett: The more I hear about Paul the more I think we could be friends
Alice: We like to experiment. Top, bottom, against a wall *Laughs looking into the distance*
Jasper: *gone*
Alice: Sorry, the awkwardness was getting to be too much for him
Bella: Well, I'm new to the whole sex thing but...
Edward: Bella!
Bella: *Elbows Edward* I'd say I enjoy bottom more, but I'm not going to turn down a rodeo
Edward: *Mortified*
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Incorrect wolf pack (twilight)
FanfictionBasically just a book about stupid things I think the pack would do A lot of these I got ideas for are from tumblr
