Sam: Quick, I need something to light this vampires limbs on fire
Paul: *tosses him a mini blowtorch*
Sam: Paul, what the fuck? Do you just carry this around it's you everywhere?? Do you take this to school?
Paul: you don't have a mini blowtorch?
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Incorrect wolf pack (twilight)
FanfictionBasically just a book about stupid things I think the pack would do A lot of these I got ideas for are from tumblr
