Jacob: is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing?
Jared: no its called highjacking
Paul: guys no it's called weedwhacking
Sam: no its called disappointing your mother
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Incorrect wolf pack (twilight)
FanfictionBasically just a book about stupid things I think the pack would do A lot of these I got ideas for are from tumblr
Highjacking
Jacob: is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing?
Jared: no its called highjacking
Paul: guys no it's called weedwhacking
Sam: no its called disappointing your mother