Paul: so I can either bake cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minuteEmily: Paul nO THATS NOT HOW YOU BAKE YOUR COOKIES FRIEND
Paul: FLOOR IT?
Emily: PAUL NO
Paul: HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND?
Emily: PAUL YOU ARE GOING TO BURN MY HOUSE DOWN
Paul: IM GOING TO HARNESS THE SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
Emily: PAUL P L E A S E
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Incorrect wolf pack (twilight)
FanfictionBasically just a book about stupid things I think the pack would do A lot of these I got ideas for are from tumblr