Hunter x Hunter: Boyfriend Scenarios!

Hisoka - NSFW Alphabet

A/n: for y'all horny kinky bitches while I write the other ''first time'' thingies, enjoy.

Aftercare (What they're like after sex)

As stated on previous parts, Hisoka may be a fucking weirdo and a clown but he is still being romantic so he is full on aftercare, either it is cooking something for you if you feel hungry, cuddling up in bed until you fall asleep or taking a bath together, he will cherish you and make sure that after sex you know you do matter for more than just that

Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner's)

Hisoka is very confident on his own body and so, he loves every bit of it as it was specially built over his years on combat.

He loves your hands, whenever you have them on his skin, his hair or even holding his own. They're tiny, not like his, and even if now you're a badass hunter, they're still delicate, it amazes him how soft they are when you can do so many things with them (yeah, that too, wink wonk)

Cum (Anything to do with cum basically)

Hisoka is a very very clean person, so he always cums either in the condom, into your mouth or inside you (if you allow him and you're taking the pill). If he's feeling extra kinky though, he'd love to cum over your ass.

Dirty Secret (Pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Hisoka keeps no secrets sex-wise. He'll tell you what he likes, what he likes you to do or do to you, and what are his boundaries. He will tell you each time he's feeling horny, won't hesitate to ask for sex or try to seduce you into doing something naughty. It's just natural for him, this man is SHAMELESS

Favourite Position

Doggy style or missionary. Doggy cause he likes your ass and watching himself going in and out of you, missionary cause he can see your face and the reactions you make

Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

He's very serious in sex, will make casual jokes when the situation is given, example if he's putting on a condom but it keeps breaking, you two will make silly jokes about it, have a good laugh and then keep on going. He doesn't like to make the whole sexual situation goofy, he takes sex v seriously and likes to focus on the pleasure

Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

Extremely little to no hair. The usual is 0 hair. He likes it that way tbh, it's not like he does it for you, he just feels more comfy that way. There's this rare occasion in which after being away doing something for a few days you two would have sex and you will be able to see pinkish little hairs trying to grow on his pubes.

Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect...)

Very romantic as stated before. Won't go all the way "candles and roses" (except especial days such as your anniversary, or when he just feels like it). Usually he's more of a "I do it in a very passionate, but still loving way". Likes to have intimacy between you two most of the time but he wouldn't mind having public, he just prefers to leave the romance and sensuality behind closed doors.

Jack Off

Hisoka is a very horny person but he's also EXTREMELY patient. Doesn't usually masturbate unless when you do it together or to each other and stuff like that. He likes to save his horny for you ;]

Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Oof bitch. This boy kinky. There isn't basically anything he isn't into. Except feces/pee, he won't cross that line. Otherwise he's extremely open to pretty much everything. (Author note: ok so a lot of y'all are more innocent than I thought. Yes, the kinks with pee and poop exist and if I'm not wrong those have a name, there are 2 existent paraphilias so can y'all stop commenting "wtf"? Cause it's kinda tiring having to explain it multiple times so I just write it here. Yes. It exist. A new thing you know today. Now, as to why I put it here is because if it's an existent kink and I'm saying Hisoka is into everything, obviously if he's not into that I have to put it as an exception xD. Now continue your reading, bye💞)