Hunter x Hunter: Boyfriend Scenarios!

Feitan - NSFW Alphabet

A/n: fr, y'all are too horny--. Also pls stop making requests, I've stated many times that REQUESTS ARE CLOSED RN so yeah,,, and Ik that I have 0 consistency on writing, I come and go all the time, but I wanted to thank those who really stick around and understand me. Y'all are the sweetest, MWAH now enjoy my lil minions!!!

Also TW in this part cause Feitan is,,, really messed up and likes to u know, *really* hurt people so don't expect nothing very sane in here nor soft.

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

He isn't much of a cuddler, likes to just lay down with an arm around you for a few minutes then go get something to eat. Honestly he isn't much into aftercare, y'all know he's bad at showing affection-.

Unless it's been a rough session, the he will help you with anything you may need (he's canonically a sadist so just like Hisoka he'd probs be into BDSM and you'll prob end up needing some rest)

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Doesn't care. But he's thar butt guy. Likes to touch it whenever he can (ahem, for him that's... Pretty much always). He likes his own hands tho, can do a lot of things with them if yk what I mean.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically)

He doesn't really likes condoms but will put one on if you insist on it. Prefers to cum outside it so whenever he needs to cum he'll just take it out and cum on top of you. Kinda sees it as a way to marking you (we all know he's possessive af)

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

None. Y'all know Feitan's policy is take what you want when you want and this is no different. He has a bad habit on not talking things first though, but you've always known what he's into and agreed to it beforehand (don't worry, he's not into non-con, he just hates to ask for what he wants, so he really likes it when you can read him)

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

He knows what he's doing. His policy means he's fucked a ton of people before and probs killed them after. Highly experienced and it's noticeable while at it

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

Doesn't care (you're gonna read this a lot in this update. He just... Will take whatever feels best in the moment)

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

Never. Feitan is 99% serious all the time, but takes sex even more serious and gets really wild. He uses sex to get a lot of anger and frustration out (if y'all prefer soft sex once again this is not y'alls man but don't worry we'll get to the soft boys eventually)

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

He keeps it trimmed but never completely shaved. Always clean and takes good care of his mini-Fei if y'all get it. Noticeable hair but still short.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

0% romantic. Nuh-huh. Sex is not the moment to be romantic for him, sorry huns. Like I said: wild.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

Whenever he feels like it he will but if you're around he most likely tells you he wants sex first. He'll get grumpy if you don't wanna but will still understand then proceed to jack off. It doesn't have a weekly quantity, just depends on your mood and how horny he is

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

This guy has too many kinks, but y'all can bet HE WILL love to torture you. BDSM all the way, with BIG S. He also most likely has dacryphilia (also known as dacrylagnia, it's a form of paraphilia in which one is aroused by tears or sobbing) considering how much of a sadistic he is and likes to hurt people until they reach their breaking point.

Unlike with his victims though, he'll be more delicate with you, especially if you don't like it very much. Feitan will just try to go as far as you can then stop there, obvs you're very important to him so he'd never do things you wouldn't like.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

Literally whenever he feels like it. Y'all probably just stole something/killed a bunch of people, he'd want to have sex, tell you then proceed to do it. Feitan's character has a big part on him thinking he owns the world, don't expect him to be afraid to be caught either.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Honestly whenever he fulfilled a mission he'd be so horny. Likes the adrenaline he obtains out of doing a bunch of ilegal stuff. If he just came back from an interrogation, too. Then... Whatever you may do. He has a big thing for you being fucking badass. If he sees you fighting, or you two are training and you beat his ass, that'll definitely turn him on A LOT.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Like Hisoka. And then... Also never try to be the top. He won't like it. He likes to have 100% control in bed. Pegging is a nono too.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

Receiving tbh. He gets lazy at giving, he isn't really much into preliminaries anyways.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Full speed and rough enough to make the bed crack. This man has so much energy he can thrust you for hours.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

A big yes. He likes them to relieve some stress from time to time. A must right before a mission

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Risk lover. He's just an addict to the adrenaline that comes with the possibilities of being caught.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

Feitan cums rather fast but can recharge quickly and go for many rounds. Can and will keep you up all night if he wants to.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Nope. Doesn't like them. Not even to use them with you, his dick is all he needs

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Big tease honestly. It comes with his liking to torture you. Prepare for a lot of edge play

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Almost completely silent, soft grunts and moans from time to time

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

He thought he would hate it considering he likes to be in charge but the first time you rode him was probs the time he came faster. Huge fan of the views he had

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants)

Who says a small man can't pack it? Honestly big cock energy cause that's what he has. Not a extremely big one though, around 18cm and rather girthy

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Depends a lot on his mood... And it swings aaaall the time, so it's never the same, honestly.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

If anything sex wakes him up even more, so he'll avoid sex before going to sleep