Peter *making video to send to Shuri shirtless*: Oh hey, I was just about to go to bed
Tony: *walks in and just stares*
Peter: I know we couldn't skype tonight
Tony: ??
Peter: But that's alright
Tony *speaking in his kind*: Who is he talking to?
Peter: Good night girl, I'll see you tomorrow
Tony: Aw-
Peter: *majestically falls back onto coffee table making loud crash as it shatters*
Tony: OMG WHAT THE FUCK-
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Tony: Alright everybody, I would like you to meet my so- I mean my intern. Please introduce yourselves
Steve: Steve Rogers, nice to meet you kid.
Bucky: Bucky
Bruce: Hello, I'm Bruce.
Natasha: Natasha
Thor: Thor
Sam: Sam
Rhodey: Rhodey
Scott: Scott
Wanda: Wanda
T'Challa: T'Challa
Clint: Clint
Shuri: What up im Jared and I never fucking learned how to read!
Tony: Oh no.
T'Challa: Oh no.
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Tony: Thor im sorry but we don't have enough money to get poptarts
Thor: What?!-
Scott: *sneaks box of poptarts into his bag* yeah we do
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Peter: *dancing* Somebody come get errrr shes dancin like a stripper!
Shuri: *dancing* Ay!
Peter and Shuri: Somebody come get errr shes dancin like a stripper!
Steve: *crawls through the window* LANGUAGE
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Tony: Hey Peter breakfast is re-
Peter *shirtless in his boxers with toothbrush in mouth*: Oh hey, I just woke up-
Peter: *falls back making loud crash as he breaks his desk*
Tony: OH MY GOD PETER-
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A Book Of Everything Marvel
HumorThe title is pretty self-explanatory. In this book you will find the following. -Memes -Shitposts -Edits -Oneshots -Ships -Avengers react -Other I am ALWAYS open for requests. But FYI I may not do all of them. All of my ideas may or may not be...
