Ned: They made a statue honoring Iron-Man and they called it "Man of steel"
Peter: Man of what now?
Ned: Stee-
Peter: HES IRON-MAN! *sniffle* NOT STEEL-MAN!
Ned: Peter-
Peter: NO!! THEY HAD 1 JOB!
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Tony: Ok we got me, Steve, Strange, Natasha, Clint, Rhodey, Vision, Peter, T'Challa, Shuri, Bruce, Sam, Bucky, Wanda, Thor..... that everybody?
Peter: what about SCOTT
Tony: .... Why did you scream it-
Shuri: SCOTT
Peter: you forgot SCOTT
Shuri: SCOTT
Tony: Why are you-
Scott: *shows up next to Tony* SCOTT
Tony: Holy shi-
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Scott: We're bug bros! *hugs Natasha and Peter*
Natasha: We're arachnids
Scott: wh...what?
Petter: Sorry Mr. Scott
Scott: *sniffle and wipes tear* can we just have one fucking moment?!
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Clint: Can we get McDonalds!!
Natasha: We have food at home Clint
Clint *in tears*: I hate this fucking family
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Shuri: *holds empty can and throws it* This bitch empty!
Peter: YEET!
Vision: *gets hit and looks up* Try me bitch
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Peter: So, basically-
Mysterio: *punches him*
Peter: Ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this.
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Loki: Brother, I think I drank too much of that liquid in that machine in the kitchen.
Loki: I can feel the power surging through my veins.
Thor: HuhhhhhhhhhhooOOOOOOH MY GOD YOU GOT INTO THE COFFEE-
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Thor: WHERE ARE THE POPTARTS
Clint: *crunch* ..... Uh... I dunno-
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Peter: Dad, other dad, I'm gay.
Tony: Don't do it Steve...
Steve: .... Hello Gay I'm dad
Literally everyone: *VICIOUSLY HOLDING HIM BACK*
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Steve: We need to defeat thanos-
Shuri: Grape with great power
Literally everyone: What?
T'Challa: *sigh* Shuri....
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Peter: IM SO DONE
Tony: What happened?!
Peter: I WENT TO A SPIDER-MAN LOOKALIKE COMPETITION
Tony: Ok... whats wrong with that?
Peter: and I fucking lost to DEADPOOL!!
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Peter: Mr. Scott could've just shrunk down, crawled into Thanos's asshole, then turned back to his normal size inside of Thanos and instantly killed him.
Tony: ...
Steve: ...
Bucky: ...
Sam: ...
Bruce: ...
T'Challa: ...
Clint: ...
Natasha: ...
Wanda: ...
Strange: ...
Thor: ...
Hope: ...
Scott: Oh my god you're right!
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A Book Of Everything Marvel
HumorThe title is pretty self-explanatory. In this book you will find the following. -Memes -Shitposts -Edits -Oneshots -Ships -Avengers react -Other I am ALWAYS open for requests. But FYI I may not do all of them. All of my ideas may or may not be...
