Quill: Say it
Rocket: No
Quill: Say it
Rocket: No
Quill: SAY IT
Rocket: FINE- *sigh*
Rocket: Are ya ready kids?
Quill and Thor at the top of their lungs: AYE AYE CAPTAIN
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Peter: Bucky Barnes and Steve Rogers ship name is Stucky
Tony: *snort* what a stupid name!
Peter: Mr. Stark, yours and Steves is Stony
Tony: ...
Bucky: *laughter*
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Scott: Oh my god these rainbow pens are so cute!
Clint: Thats g a y
Scott:
Scott: Clint we've dating for 5 years-
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Venom: I shoved a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass
Anne: ... What?
Eddie: Ignore him
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Loki: this is so infurIATINNNNGGGGGGG!!
Odin: *impressed*
Frigga: *shocked*
Thor: *proud*
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Peter: *walks in* Hey Mr. Stark!
The Rogue Avengers: *hold up their weapons* What the fuck you doing here?! Identify yourself- who the fuck are you?!
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A Book Of Everything Marvel
HumorThe title is pretty self-explanatory. In this book you will find the following. -Memes -Shitposts -Edits -Oneshots -Ships -Avengers react -Other I am ALWAYS open for requests. But FYI I may not do all of them. All of my ideas may or may not be...