Deadpool: I think the best way to kill someone without anyone finding out is to drug them then hang them from a noose and make it look like suicide.
McDonalds worker: .... S-sir this is McDonalds-
Deadpool: Oh yeah lemme get a uhhhhhhh
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Loki: Let me see what you have!
Peter: A KNIFE!
Loki: Good.
Tony: NOO!
Steve: Oh my GOD why does he have a knife?!
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Peter: *sad*
Tony: Hey kid you ok?
Peter: Well wtf does it look like?!
Steve: Language!
Wanda: Woaah!
Natasha: Who taught you those words!
Clint: We don't speak like that!
Peter: WELL IM FCKIN NOT OK
Sam: *walks in* GET THIS CHILD A JUICE BOX
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Groot: Lets beat these bitches fucking bitch ass bitches asses in this cool ass fucking fight
Steve: ....I am Steve Rogers..
Groot: ????????
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Shuri: This bitch empty!
Peter: YEEET
Tony: Oh no...
T'Challa: They are doing it again
Peter: Road work ahead?
Shuri: UH YEAH I sUre hOpE iT doEs
Rhodey: Oh my god
Thor: What even are they doing?
Loki, Shuri, Peter: You wouldn't get it
Clint: The snake has been corrupted
-Few minutes later-
Peter *walks into the living room with only boxers on*: Hi welcome to Chilis!
Tony: oh my GOD HES NAKED
Steve: Put your clothes on!
Sam: I AM NOT GETTING ARRESTED FOR THIS BS! *covers eyes*
Rhodey: Kid-
Thor: MAN OF SPIDERS PUT SOME CLOTHES ON
Clint *walks in with boxers on*: Hi welcome to Chilis!
Natasha: OH MY GOD CLINT!
Tony: OMFG
Happy: Hey Ton- why are they naked?
Peter, Clint, Shuri: HI WELCOME TO CHILIS
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Peter: Mr. Stark..
Tony: Yeah kid?
Peter: They seem to always ask "Whos mans is this?"
Tony: What? What do you mean?
Peter: But.. Whos mans am I?
Tony: Huh?
Peter: Whos mans am I Mr. Stark?
Tony: Kid-
Peter: WHOS MANS AM I?! *crying*
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Tony: What happened?!
Sam: .... Peter got hurt..
Tony: And what did I tell you NOT to do if he got hurt?!
Sam: ...... To not give him a juice box...
Tony: And what did you do?!
Sam: *whimpering* ............ gave him a juice box...
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Shuri: WHERES THE GRAPE JOHN?!
T'Challa: Ah!- Shuri what are you on about?! Who is John?!
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Bucky: *asleep*
Peter: SHSHHSHH!
Shuri: *filming, holding in laughter*
Peter: *sticks magnets on Buckys arm*
Shuri: Pfff-
Bucky: *wakes up startled*
Peter: AH! RUN
Shuri: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Peter: Mr. Loki! *hugs him while crying*
Loki: Wha- Why is the child crying?
Tony: He read a fanfiction where you killed yourself
Peter: I-It was so real Mr. Loki!
Loki: ......................................
Loki: *slowly raps arms around Peter*
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A Book Of Everything Marvel
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