The tale of a robin and a nightingale

Ladybug vs Hawkmoth ( a rambling match)

Finally finished it. I feel like sleeping.

I tried to make it funny. I hope I make you laugh with my _____ sense of humour.

Enjoyyy~~~

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The big head was.... extremely ugly. And the hideous mask, ugliest thing in the world. It said,"Greetings Ladybug and Chat Noir, I am Hawkmoth."Hawkmoth, Does he even realizes that he uses butterflies? Why is he smiling?"You should give me your miraculous-"The next thing she did made everyone shocked and caused the big head to smirk even wider.

SHE SCREAMED. A high-pitched scream that could be heard on the other side of the city.

"I understand that you are scared-"

Ladybug cut him off,"Scared, SCARED I am Horrified. Do you have no shame. I pity these poor butterflies who have to make this-this tragedy. So ugly. How are you not even embarrassed while wearing such an ugly thing. If someone see you like this, they will definitely punch you HARD." Most of the people that were listening to the conversation snickered at the dumbstruck look on the face of the villain.

The butterfly head frowned,"You foolish girl. You are the one wrong here. I just want the miraculous. If you give them to me I will leave you all in peace. You manner less idiot you have no idea How much danger are you putting yourself in. Are you even listening to me?"

"Are you perhaps standing in some Garbage can, because if you aren't then tell me your location so I can come there myself and toss you in the dumpster cause a person with such trashy fashion sense belongs with the trash. I pity your miraculous you may always wear the miraculous with some kind of baggy shirt and some type of skirt like pants. OH MERDE you wear your socks on the outside. OH NO!!!! This is traumatizing. This is crime to our eyes." She said while gesturing here and there."You can't know better than a fashion designer-" He yelled but was cut off again.

"How do I know?HOW DO I KNOW? If you show your full costume and poll over whether or not your costume is- hell even your voice is insufferable. Its like I am hearing a dead crow laugh. You should be in jail for harassing these poor butterflies. Even your sense of choosing a name is ridiculous."She tugged her hair"HAWKMOTH I can't see how you are a Hawk or a moth? By your powers I am positive that you have a butterfly miraculous.Where is your brain?Have you sold it in exchange of the miraculous?What does butterflies have to do with hawks or moths? You must have decorated all the door with moths and OH you must have wings and many hands just like a moth. Your lair must be some abandoned dumpster with paper butterflies made of waste newspapers scattered everywhere.You are ridiculous, utterly disgusting." She glanced at Chat who was on the ground laughing. When did he get there?He just looked at her confusion. She mouthed,'continue' to him. He stood up and said,"Yes M'lady is right-"M'lady where did that come from?"-Any model can tell that this is disgusting-"Oh God he hinted his own identity.She mentally facepalmed.

She cut him off."AAAAND as I was saying."This time Hawkmoth cut her off .

"You foolish children. You have no power against me. I am a powerful man outside and inside the costume. You are mere children-"The akumas made a figure of a man."My costume is not a tragedy. Have you seen your own costume?What are you a furry a tail, ears, claws and even a ridiculous bell.-"As much she hated to agree with that tragic butterfly man she has to agree for this one."-I have enough power that I will destroy You once I found you.-(Insert some more villain rant)"While he was talking Ladybug was carefully examining his figure. She had spent the last 4 years making clothes and measuring different people so she instantly knew that he was a middle aged man, a fashion designer and powerful, he didn't sound foreign and his eyes were grey. From the way he is holding himself and talking he appears to be a snobbish and egoistical rich man. She smirked internally.

She cut his ramble. He wasn't actually giving any useful information and her earrings have started beeping."Blah!Blah!Blah!Blah! Are you done?"

"No I'm-" She purified all the butterflies and turned to everyone,"Well it was a nice show. Ignore the old man's rambling. He is an idiot. I mean who does that? 'You are mere children' If children are so incompetent why does he akumatize them in the first place. Ladybug and Chat Noir are here for you."She winked at the crowd whom was clutching their stomach and the reporters were still having a hard time keeping a straight face.

She turned to Ivan,"What happened?"She whispered.

"I wanted to"He cut himself off.

"Propose to a girl?" She joked.His eyes widened.

"Show me what you've got."He showed her the paper.

"This is very good. Now tell me about the girl."The press came near to record their conversation but one glare and they backed away.

"She is very small and beautiful-" He cut himself again.

"Look I can guess by your description that she doesn't like loud sounds. So read this to her gently. Tell her everything you feel for her, what she means to you, okay?"

He smiled and nodded.Her earring beeped again 2 minutes. She was about to go when Chat Noir grabbed her hand and kissed it,"So when will we meet again M'lady?" She gave him a look that screamed 'Are you dumb'. She pulled her hand back and swung away after saying,"Bug Out."

She launched herself on her bed when she came home. Tikki flew right into her face. "You did great Marinette, You have information on Hawkmoth, You defeated the akuma in 5 minutes and even cheered up the people after this traumatizing event."

"Tikki gimme a pen and a paper. Hurry up." Tikki gave her the required items. She wrote down everything important on it and hid it.

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Well she collapsed on her bed and fell sound asleep (don't judge her its not easy to ramble to someone in such high volumes for 5 hours okay)

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End of the chapter. Conclusion: Hawkmoth is dumb , egoistical and stupid butterfly man with no common sense, Horrifying voice that make ears bleed and hideous costume with no brains.

That was all.

Hope you had a good laugh.

LOTS OF LOVE BY YOUR LOVELY AUTHOR,

Jasmehraj.