Sir pentious: so you blew up my ship
Cherri: yes
Sir pentious: then got your friend to blow up my ship
Cherri: yes
Sir pentious: then tried to kill me
Cherri: yes
Sir pentious: twice
Cherri: yes
Sir pentious: then ruined all my plans and killed a bunch of my minons
Cherri: yes
Sir pentious: so you wanna start dating or what
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Making fun of popular Hazbin Hotel ships
FanfictionBasically how to piss off every Hazbin Hotel shipper 101, pls don't kill me. (originally published on archive of our own under the name 'every popular Hazbin Hotel ship in a nutshell')