Blitzo: MOXXIE I'VE DECIDED THAT EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE HAPPILY MARRIED I SUDDENLY HAVE FEELINGS FOR YOU AND I'D LIKE TO EXPRESS THAT THROUGH THIS WONDERFUL POEM I WROTE.
Moxxie:...I-
Blitzo: ahem,
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You have a nice ass
So i'd like to sleep with you
Moxxie: Blitzo i have a poem for you too
Blitzo: really?
Moxxie: yep.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
If you break into my house at 3am again
I'm gonna get a restraining order on you
YOU ARE READING
Making fun of popular Hazbin Hotel ships
FanfictionBasically how to piss off every Hazbin Hotel shipper 101, pls don't kill me. (originally published on archive of our own under the name 'every popular Hazbin Hotel ship in a nutshell')
