Lucifer: so let me get this straight
Alastor: okay..
Lucifer: you come into my house uninvited.
Alastor: yeah..
Lucifer: you then demand we start a relationship despite the fact I have a WIFE who I've been with for THOUSANDS if not MILLIONS of years and have had a CHILD with.
Alastor:...
Lucifer: not only that but you are literally the business partner of my child who I had with my WIFE whom I LOVE.
Alastor:....
Lucifer: And what even was your reasoning for getting with you again?
Alastor:... well we both both seem to smile a lot.. also the fanbase thinks we're both hot together...
Lucifer: so THAT is your only reasoning that I leave my WIFE and CHILD.
Alastor:...yep
Lucifer: OBVIOUSLY THATS...
Alastor:...
Lucifer: perfectly logical, I'm already planning the wedding.
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Making fun of popular Hazbin Hotel ships
Hayran KurguBasically how to piss off every Hazbin Hotel shipper 101, pls don't kill me. (originally published on archive of our own under the name 'every popular Hazbin Hotel ship in a nutshell')
