Lucifer x Alastor

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Lucifer: so let me get this straight

Alastor: okay..

Lucifer: you come into my house uninvited.

Alastor: yeah..

Lucifer: you then demand we start a relationship despite the fact I have a WIFE who I've been with for THOUSANDS if not MILLIONS of years and have had a CHILD with.

Alastor:...

Lucifer: not only that but you are literally the business partner of my child who I had with my WIFE whom I LOVE.

Alastor:....

Lucifer: And what even was your reasoning for getting with you again?

Alastor:... well we both both seem to smile a lot.. also the fanbase thinks we're both hot together...

Lucifer: so THAT is your only reasoning that I leave my WIFE and CHILD.

Alastor:...yep

Lucifer: OBVIOUSLY THATS...

Alastor:...

Lucifer: perfectly logical, I'm already planning the wedding.

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