Alastor: Husk, do you want to be my boyfriend?
Husk: so you want to start a relationship with me?
Alastor: yes
Husk: even though im a 70 something year old man who also specifically tries to avoid you at all costs and hates any sort of romance
Alastor: I really don't see the problem here
Husk: ....
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Making fun of popular Hazbin Hotel ships
FanfictionBasically how to piss off every Hazbin Hotel shipper 101, pls don't kill me. (originally published on archive of our own under the name 'every popular Hazbin Hotel ship in a nutshell')