Vaggie: alright let's go over this again
*pulls out whiteboard with 'reasons i hate you you' drawn on the front*
Vaggie: okay reason number 1 *goes on for an hour to explain why she hates Alastor and thinks he's a slimy shitlord*
Vaggie: alright, any questions
Alastor: *puts up hand*
Vaggie: yes
Alastor: since you've finished explaining all the reasons you hate me, can we go on a date now?
Vaggie:...
Vaggie: nO-
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Making fun of popular Hazbin Hotel ships
FanfictionBasically how to piss off every Hazbin Hotel shipper 101, pls don't kill me. (originally published on archive of our own under the name 'every popular Hazbin Hotel ship in a nutshell')