Val: ALASTOR LET'S GET TOGETHER
Alastor: wait, didn't vivzie pop say I was asexual
Val: and...
Alastor: and don't you run a literal porn studio and are one of the horniest bastards I know
Val:... I don't see what's wrong here
Alastor:......
Alastor: you know what screw it, do you want to fuck here or in the bedroom?
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Making fun of popular Hazbin Hotel ships
FanfictionBasically how to piss off every Hazbin Hotel shipper 101, pls don't kill me. (originally published on archive of our own under the name 'every popular Hazbin Hotel ship in a nutshell')
