Loona: hEeey
Moxxie: uh hi?
Loona: I've come to tell you I'm totally in love with you... because... reasons I guess. Wanna get married... Mozzie?
Moxxie: Its Moxxie
Loona: whatever
Moxxie: are you high on meth again?
Loona: what nooooo phhhtttt never
Moxxie:...
Loona: okay well I might of had... a tiny bit
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Making fun of popular Hazbin Hotel ships
FanfictionBasically how to piss off every Hazbin Hotel shipper 101, pls don't kill me. (originally published on archive of our own under the name 'every popular Hazbin Hotel ship in a nutshell')