Indian Entertainment Industry

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Man, the Indian entertainment industry has been dumbed down so bad, these dimwits are hardly using their talent or creativity.

This is your "famous" entertainers in a nutshell. Vulgarity has replaced talent. The more vulgar, the better. Make sure you have to be as potty mouth as possible or cringe-worthy as hell (BB ki Vines, Carryminati, Dhinchak Pooja, and Tik Tokers).

Are you a roaster but don't have anything funny to say? No worries, bas koi gandi se gaali de dena, kam ban jayega. Waise bhi fanchu log kuch bhi bolo to bhi hasengay.

Are you a comedian but not famous enough? No worries, masquerade virtually signaling and political correctness in your jokes. Phir bhi na kam bane to kisi religion pe offensive joke mar dena (soft-target: Hinduism). It will stir up raging controversy. If people get offended, you can apologize later. Say all that goody-goody crap, "Mera intention kisko offend karna nahi tha." Fame bhi mil jayega (without getting yourself killed), aur image bhi clear hojayegi.

Isse bhi na kam na bane to charity ka drama karna (garibo ko khana khilao!). So, in any case, it's a win-win situation (Stephen Covey *winks*).

Are you a YouTuber, rapper, or celebrity who wants to go viral? How are you gonna do it? Hard work? No. Mind-blowing content? No. Just create hype or stir up divisive controversy. Tik Tok VS YouTube, Emiway Bantai VS Raftar diss, the placard gang, or blurt out an insensitive statement (if you are looking for publicity).

Easiest way to attract an audience is by acting violently even on petty issues. Indians love violent drama. Big Boss 13 nahi dekhe kya?

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