Hermitcraft Fluff Book

Bike AU?

Mumbo sat outside on his porch, silently contemplating life. It was a beautiful sunny day and it was just the right temperature outside. Nothing could ruin how perfect it was. He decided not to waste the day. Pressing a button on the side of his house, the garage door opened. It was a lot louder than he remembered. There wasn't much in his garage except for his amazing, hot pink bike, shining in a spotlight made by the sun.

It was a dusty bike; he hadn't ridden it in a very long time. Mumbo pushed the bike down the driveway, hopping on at the last second and taking off. It was at this moment, Mumbo realized he had no idea where he was going. Not like that mattered, he was content biking in a circle for the next hour. Taking a sharp turn right and almost crashing, he set on course for the park. Iskall was probably at the park.

Sweat was dripping down his brow as he pedaled even faster. It felt great, especially with this breeze. He passed by rows of houses, some he recognized. Stress's house was the one covered in flowers. Ren's was covered in rainbows. Keralis's had a tank parked in the driveway. He almost ran into a tree several times. Mumbo finally made it to the park and locked up his bike before exploring.

The park was teeming with life. He spotted Etho hanging out of a tree, attempting to smack Beef upside down. It was not going well. Meanwhile, Zedaph was trying to light Tango on fire, and Impulse was sitting under a tree munching popcorn. Cub and Scar were sitting by the overpriced lemonade stand they were running. It appeared that the business was quite profitable, Mumbo would have to take note of that. He finally spotted someone, in a clearing of trees with the sun spotlighting them in perfect light.

Iskall85

Iskall looked so perfect today, while Mumbo was nothing but a gay mess. He wanted to say hi, but maybe it was better if he wasn't spotted at all. He ducked behind a tree hoping Iskall hadn't noticed him. No such luck.

"Hello, you spoon." Mumbo turned around and Iskall was right behind him. He let out a nervous chuckle, "Hey there... lovely day innit?" Iskall nodded, still keeping up that contagious grin. He could barely keep a straight face.

"So, what are you doing at the park on this fine day?" That sounded way to formal, such a spoon. What was he doing? "Well, I hopped on my bike, and came over here. I've just been picking up sticks and throwing them at birds for the past half hour."

"You look cute today," he mumbled, hoping Iskall didn't hear. Naturally, he heard it perfectly, judging by the smile on his face. "You too." he winked. Mumbo gaped at him. He'd been trying to confess his feelings for a while now, but he never figured it would be this easy. Luckily, no one else was around.

That's when he heard the bicycle bells. Mumbo spotted Grian riding his bike right by them. He said to them, "That's kinda gaaaAAAAAAYYY-" as he proceeded to crash into a tree. "Look where you're going you pesky bird!" Iskall called to Grian, laughing, and Mumbo found himself laughing too.

Word Count: 555 words (wow that was a short one)

I hope you enjoyed! (i guess)- Ella