-Incorrect quotes!-

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Salutations, readers.

Due to my recent writers block, I have decided to simply write down some incorrect quotes.
Said quotes do not belong to me.

Virgil: Hey, Janice,
Jan: My name is Janus.
Virgil: Oh, sorry, Janis,
Jan: It's Janus.
Virgil: Right, sorry, Pajamas,
Jan: It's JANUS
Virgil: Right, my mistake, Janet,
Jan: IT'S JANUS!!!

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[At Disneyland on the teacup ride]

Virgil and Patton: *Talking while spinning a little*
Roman and Logan: *pass by them, spinning ad fast as they can, screaming*

Virgil and Patton: *Talking while spinning a little*Roman and Logan: *pass by them, spinning ad fast as they can, screaming*

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Roman: can you pass the salt?
Logan: can you pass your classes?
Roman:
Roman: Too much salt..

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Thomas: you've heard of gay in the way, so get ready for...
Virgil: Stressed and depressed
Roman: beuty with a booty
Logan: intellectual and homosexual
Patton: dogs and frogs!
Janus: snakes and fakes
Remus: Insane and in pain.

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Logan: I am lost for words!
Roman, narrating: Despite being lost for words, Logan yelled at me for the next 10 minutes

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Roman: All in all 100% successful trip.
Patton: GUYS! WE LOST JANUS!
Virgil: all in all, 100% successful trip.

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Patton: It's really muggy today..
Logan: I swear to god Pat, if I look outside and all the mugs are on the lawn, I'm divorcing you.
Patton, drinking hot cocoa from a bowl: *obnoxious slurping sounds*

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Roman: That there is a studying Logan. One of the most concentrated beings in the entire mindscape. He's had 4 espressos in the last hour and no sleep in the last 30. If I distract him, I'm a goner.
Roman:
Roman: I'm gonna poke him with a stick.
Logan: ROMAN!!!
Roman: HE'S ANGRY!

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