Neji x Reader- WTF LEE??

Steamyyyy Part 1 (fun plot)

A/N: I think I gave up on editing at this point so hopefully it's not too bad lol, enjoy!

Pillowy clouds of steam lazily floated up from the warm water of the men's bath. The only sounds to pierce the tranquil silence were the soft swishing of water and the mellow murmurs of the Leaf village Shinobi. It had become somewhat of a tradition that after Team Guy returned from a mission Neji, Lee, and some of their other shinobi friends would meet up at the village hot spring to unwind and release any tension they had built up from the stress of their perilous professions.

"Ahh nothing hits the spot after a tough mission like a trip to the hotspring," sighed Kiba as the warm water washed over his sore muscles. Shino nodded in silent agreement as he settled in next to him. "I just wish they'd let Acamaru in," Kiba growled, suspiciously eyeing a beetle that scurried over Shino's shoulder and out of sight. "Hey, didn't Neji and Lee say they were coming today?" Kiba wondered. As if on cue, in strode Neji. A white towel was wrapped around his pale hips as he pulled his long raven hair up into a bun on the top of his head. Silently, Neji removed the towel, setting it neatly on the ground, before slowing wading into the steamy water. As he wandered closer towards his friends, the water wrapped around him in a warm embrace. Closing his eyes he was enveloped by the sensation of all his tension slipping away. Before the water level had even reached his chest he was abruptly hurtled out of his trance.

"Hey man, what happened to your back?" Kiba suddenly sputtered rambunctiously. Neji's eyes shot open and his mind flashed back to the night before. The incredible feeling of his body crashing against [y/n]'s as they connected over and over again. The stinging of pain as she desperately raked her nails down his back. He secretly loved the excitement that the searing sensation brought him. He'd been so put off by Lee's sudden intrusion last night that he completely forgot about the marks that had inevitably been left behind!

"Tch, that's none of your concern," Neji responded coldly. Trying to keep his composure he turned his body slightly to hide his back from Kiba's prying eyes.

"Hmm," Shino hummed mysteriously from the corner. He too had taken notice of the gashes on Neji's back. "You know, I heard a rumor while I was in the village today," he murmured into Kiba's ear.

"Huh? What kinda rumor?" Kiba demanded in a scratchy whisper. It wasn't often that Shino gossiped (or really chatted at all) so Kiba knew that this had to be juicy. Eager to hear the tea, he scooted closer to Shino and strained his ears to listen.

"Well, rumor has it that Neji and [y/n] got into an argument last night. Apparently screams could be heard coming from the Hyuga residence so Lee went to go check it out but by the time he got there, [y/n] was laying on the floor half dead. If my information is accurate, then I deduce that the marks on Neji's back are really defensive wounds inflicted on him by his wife," Shino stated eerily.

For once Kiba was speechless; partially because of what he had just heard, but also because in all their years as comrades, this was the most he'd ever heard Shino willingly say at once. Having grown up so close with his mother and sister, if there was one thing Kiba couldn't stand, it was a man who hurt women. Water droplets rushed off of Kiba's body as he stood up tall. He was about to make his way over to Neji and beat his ass when suddenly the curtain to the changing room fluttered open and a naked Lee came barreling out.

"NEJI!" he cried and dove into the bath with a massive splash. Hot water droplets sprayed the faces of the three unsuspecting ninja.

"NEJI PLEASE FORGIVE ME!" Lee sobbed once he had doggy paddled over to his friends. Kiba, Shino, and Neji simultaneously cocked their heads to the side in confusion and annoyance. Before anyone could ask what he was even talking about, Lee continued his bumbling rant completely destroying whatever peace and quiet there had once been.

"When I heard all of those moans and shouts last night I assumed you were under attack and that is why I busted into your home like that!" Lee explained. "But when I got there and saw [y/n] in that condition, with you being the only person around, I jumped to unfortunate conclusions," he continued with tears and snot once again streaming down his face.The gears in Neji's head began to turn as he was starting to put together what Lee was getting at. "I mean, she was covered in bruises from head to toe! And when I saw her this morning and she could barely even walk straight!" Lee continued shamelessly.

"That's enough Lee," Neji warned menacingly, realizing where this was going. Completely ignoring him, Lee rambled on.

"I realize now that I was WRONG! [Y/N] explained to Guy sensei and myself that everything I mistook for evidence of abuse was really just signs of particularly aggressive sexual intercourse!" he announced finally, "therefore, I humbly apologize for any trouble I may have caused."

A deafening silence rang in everyone's ears. All eyes slowly turned to face Neji. His rage was evident even through the steam; his eyebrows were tightly furrowed together and the corner of his mouth twitched ever so slightly. The tension in the room was so thick it could have been cut with a knife. After what felt like an eternity of awkward silence Neji finally spoke. "Lee... you IMBECILE!" he exclaimed angrily. This prompted Kiba to howl with laughter. Even Shino cracked a smile realizing that the rumor he had heard was really just an innocent mistake Lee had made.

"Damn Neji, you must be a complete FREAK in the sheets for Lee to have that bad of a misunderstanding," Kiba cackled nearly in tears.

Furious, Neji stood up to his full height. "Tch, I'm out of here," he scowled. A slight gasp could be heard from the three ninja as they all stared at Neji in awe, no longer laughing. "What," Neji snapped as he looked back and forth between their wide eyes. For a moment no one spoke. Lee simply turned away to go sulk with Shino in the corner muttering something about how "neji truly was born superior to me in every way." Kiba was the only one who remained. A goofy grin spread across his lips and he soon began to chuckle like a total perv.

"Hehe, damn Neji. No wonder you have those scratches on your back, [y/n] must have been holding on for dear life!" He giggled, pointing between Neji's legs. Neji looked down to realize that when he stood up, he had completely exposed his lengthy schlong to the other ninja in the bath. An infuriated Neji spun around on his heel and marched out of the water towards the dressing room, determined to get home and away from these idiots.

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FINALLY the lemon you've been so patiently waiting for is coming!.. It's been taking me soooo long to write because of school starting back up again so hopefully its good *chuckles insecurely*Stay tuned for the next chapter coming out in the next few days ;)