Sidemen Oneshots

Headcannons | Multiple Ships

Ship: Multiple ships

Summary: Headcannons about different ships and members of the Sidemen

Setting: N/A

Warnings: Mentions of sex and panic attacks.

This was inspired by some one shots by hollyskater and kicksandwaterbottles so you should definitely go check those out!

It's also inspired by a couple oneshots I read a while ago and can't remember the name off so if you know anyone with a similar story let me know so I can give proper credit!

—

• Ethan and Harry teasing Tobi all of the time, especially in public. However when they're alone in the safety of their room they worship him and are so soft and romantic.

• When members of the Sidemen come out to him, Vik reads up on the definition and sends them a mini pride flag (He also keeps a matching flag in a pot on his desk).

• Harry really enjoying wearing things like makeup, nail polish and skirts. None of the other Sidemen know this.

• Simon once saw Harry in one of his pastel pink skirts, white crop and matching knee high socks when he was dropping something off to Frezzy and he hasn't been the same since.

• Jjs phone is full of candid shots of the others because he loves all of his boyfriends. When he away for the fight he would scroll through the photos and miss them.

• Simon loving being the tallest as it means he can leave kisses on the top of everyone's head when he walks past them.

• Tobi really loves making Jj into a blubbering mess when they fuck since Jj is normally so dominant.

• Parents!Jj and Simon finding out their kid is being bullied and Simon having to stop Jj from physically fighting a seven year old.

• Subsequently Josh having to stop Ethan from fighting a seven year when he finds out.

• Josh secretly liking when the others call him daddy even if its as a joke. Vik finding this out and using it to his advantage.

• Harry casually sleeping with all of the Sidemen because he's a horny fuck.

• Tobi and Vik having the softest relationship, they always hype the other up.

• Asexual!Josh being scared to come out to Boyfriend!Jj since he know how much Jj likes that stuff.

• Jj being more then fine with it and telling Josh that he would never want to make Josh uncomfortable and he's okay with them not having sex.

• Sick!Josh refusing to accept that he's ill since he has so much to do and the other having to force him to stop.

• Nerd!Harry being picked up from school everyday by a stranger on a motorcycle and everyone trying to figure out who it is - they all assume it's a sibling or relative of some sort.

• Even his friends have no clue who it is until someone makes the mistake of picking on Harry in front of the stranger and Boyfriend!Jj comes to the rescue.

• The others catching secretly dating!Simon and Jj slow dancing in the kitchen and finding out they are dating.

• Harry doing that challenge where you sit on the others lap while they're working to Simon. (Kickandwaterbottles did a one shot of this recently and it's so good!).

• On the rare occasion he replys to messages, Tobi use loads of emojis. More often then not he will only use emojis.

• Single dad!Simon hiding the fact he has a kid from the others to keep them out of the spotlights but ends up having to bring his kid to a filming session when the babysitter gets sick.

• Simon realising he's in love with Jj after seeing him interact with his kid.

• The guys filming all the soft moments between Tobi and Simon before and after they start dating. Them releasing the footage as a coming out video.

• On a similar note, Jj and Harry posting a video called 'Edit that out' and it's a compilation of all the times they've kissed and been affectionate on camera as a coming out video.

• Josh having panic attacks and the other comforting him as best as possible.

• Vik having a secret Sidemen stan account where he posts thirst tweets about the other Sidemen instead of dealing with his feelings for them.

• Harry asking Ethan if he can paint his nails after a particularly bad day and assuming Ethan would say no but he ends up saying yes and really enjoying it, it becomes a weekly tradition.

• Ethan being soft and romantic with Simon when they're alone.

• Harry being in a relationship with Freezy and the others don't know. Harry being confused because they live in an apartment that only has one bed in it and they have kissed in front of the guys many times.

• Ot7 not knowing that Harry is trans and being worried that he never changes in front of them or wants to do anything other then cuddle or kiss - them being the idiots they are assuming that he doesn't want to be in the relationship and telling him that if he's uncomfortable he doesn't have to stay (as much as that breaks their hearts).

• Harry then explaining that he's trans and that he loves them more then anything he was just scared.

• Coffee shop au where Jj keeps writing pickup lines on his cups that keep getting more and more inappropriate. Simon doesn't know why but he finds it weirdly charming.

—

Hey! I know this isn't really an update but I had some ideas and wanted to write them down!

If you want me to write any of the let me know! (I probably won't write the smut based one so keep that in mind :)