Sidemen Oneshots

Headcannons 2 | Ot7

Ship: Simon x Jj x Harry x Vik x Tobi x Ethan x Josh

Summary: Headcannons about all the Sidemen and their relationship

Setting: N/A

Warnings: Mentions of sex. Mentions of homophobia.

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• Harry did gymnastics growing up which is why he's so good at flips and stuff.

• This also makes him very flexible in bed as the other have found out.

• Tobi and Ethan are into more vanilla sex whereas Jj and Harry are kinky as shit.

• Simon, Josh and Vik don't mind either way.

• None of them really like sleeping alone anymore, especially Jj. When he's away for the fight he misses the boys like crazy.

• They make sure at least one of them (but normally as many of them as possible) are face timing him as he sleeps so that he doesn't wake up alone.

• If he's not training, Jj will do the same for them.

• For their first anniversary they all cook dinner together and eat it in a blanket fort while watching their favourite films.

• Harry gets sick like all of the time.

• Ethan pretty much never gets sick and when he does it's over within a day or two.

• Which means that they normally get Ethan to look after Harry.

• Christmas is the worst. They are all in different place and don't really get to see each other.

• Their groupchat is filled with sappy messages until they can be together again.

• After coming out to the fans Jjs Instagram feed is purely him simping for the others.

• Like it gets so bad that even with sponsored posts the photo will be a photo of the other six with the caption 'the only thing I eat more then #pringles is their asses' with a bunch of heart emojis.

• He doesn't get a lot of sponsored posts after that.

• Tobi is constantly buying gifts and stuff for the others.

• He!!! Loves!!! Spoiling!!! His!!! Boys!!!

• He'll buy a bouquet of flowers every time it's his turn to do the shopping and go around the house giving everyone one just so that they know that he appreciates them.

• And if he sees something he thinks one of them will like, he'll buy it and just leave it on their desk when he gets home.

• Josh doesn't like to spend a lot money. So instead of buying gifts like Tobi he tends to show his love on other ways.

• For example, if he knows one of them is having a bad day he'll order their favourite meal for dinner.

• Or he'll do the washing up even when it's not his turn.

• To come out they posted a Sidemen Sunday titled 'Which of the Sidemen are dating?'

• It's about five seconds long and it's just Jj sat on the sofa between the rest of them, saying 'all of us'.

• They were trending on both Twitter and Youtube within the hour.

• They didn't mean to but they posted it on April fools day so everyone thought it was a prank.

• They made a follow up Video on MoreSidemen which was a montage of them answering questions about it and cute moments they had previously cut out of videos.