Harry was pacing around in his room with baby Teddy in his arms when he spotted Ginny walking in.
"Finally! Where have you been?", he asked as Ginny kept her bag down and said, "Work. That reminds me– why are you not at your work?"
"What if Teddy becomes a drug dealer?", Harry blurted.
Ginny laughed before realizing Harry was being serious, "Why do you think he will be a drug dealer?"
"If we fuck up. He will be a drug dealer.", Harry started pacing again. "I mean he can change his appearance at will, that means he can just be someone else when he is dealing drugs. If he stayed under the radar and just sold muggle drugs, the Aurors will never get involved and he will be a drug lord." At this point, Ginny was trying very hard not to laugh. "He might be a millionaire but it's not the right thing. How do we teach him that?"
"How do we teach our 2-year-old son not to be a drug dealer?", she asked.
"Yes, Ginny. Weren't you listening?", he asked.
Ginny nodded and sat straight, "Do you know which drugs he would sell?"
"Of course.", he said in a very matter-of-fact manner.
"You have put a lot of thought into this version of his life, haven't you?"
"I couldn't sleep."
Ginny nodded and stood up. She walked up to her boys and asked Harry to sit down. Teddy quickly made it clear that he had to be held by Ginny now.
"Harry, my darling, the love of my life, last week you were convinced that he would be a carjacker. Before that an outlaw who lives in the forest with his cat.", Ginny said. "What does that tells you?"
"That I can fuck him up in more than one way. You are not helping, Ginny."
"Oh, I give up. Yes, he will grow up to be a drug lord.", she said as she stood up and handed Teddy back to Harry. "You should write a book, channel all of your... creative criminal thinking there and not towards my son."
"Now if you will excuse me, I will go and take a shower before you come up with another idea to get my baby in jail or worse.", Ginny said before walking into the bathroom.
"Expelled. What if I get you expelled from Hogwarts and you hate me forever?"
"Oh fuck you, Potter.", he heard Ginny's voice coming from the bathroom.
