"I don't eat ramen with noodles." - (01.13.19)
"I think I got high." - (01.13.19)
"Anna mixed with laughing gas isn't good. That's like Anna multiplied by ten." - (01.23.19)
"I was floating earlier." - (01.23.19)
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"Get cookies in memory of me." - (02.01.19)
"I WAS IN THE SHOWER; CALM DOWN WOMAN!" - (02.01.19)
"WHO ARE YOU!? STRANGER DANGER!" - (02.07.19)
"I was trying to sing Part Of Your World but ended up singing A Whole New World." - (02.07.19)
"Eye contact is like making out with your eyes." - (02.09.19)
"You can't be a chicken nuggie and eat chicken nuggies, that's cannibalism." - (02.11.19)
"I'm not deaf, I'm just dumb!" - (02.18.19)
"Wait, wait, I heard I ate my friends yesterday for lunch." - (02.23.19)
"Perfect. I'm like human art!" - (02.24.19)
"Hi, I'm Super Anna and you're watching Disney channel." - (02.24.29)
"If I call you fat, will it change the subject?" - (02.25.19)
"I'M A WHOLESOME PIECE OF BREAD!" - (02.26.19)
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"You just hit the girl who just hyperventilated. Excuse you." - (03.04.19)
"Why does everyone have to update?" - (03.10.19)
"The penguins are murderers and I'm scared." - (03.10.19)
"I broke up with my chromebook and it turned on." - (03.12.19)
"Oh wait..there's a panda between my legs." - (03.13.19)
"Strawberrkes." - (03.16.29)
"I have a plunger on my elbow." - (03.21.19)
"You look like if someone talked to you, you'd give them a physical. (Fist full of it*" - (03.23.19)
"I'm trying to remember the name of the song that I screamed in the shower." - (03.23.19)
"Someone knockled on the door." - (03.27.19)
"Why do we have noses?" - (03.27.19)
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"I failed at using my arm." - (04.01.19)
"MY WHALE IS GONE, IT'S GONE!" - (04.07.19)
"The oven won't stop beeping. I swear imma throw a kid in there." - (04.09.19)
"You almost made me choke on a gummy bear!" - (04.14.19)
"Matt! You're my human calculator!" - (04.14.19)
"Why do my hands smell like pancakes?" - (04.17.19)
"I don't know your name. Let me stalk you." - (04.17.19)
"That awkward minute when your cookie dough flies across the room." - (04.19.19)
"You know what? Go screw a policeman." - (04.21.19)
"One day the wall is gonna get mad and fall on me." - (04.22.19)
"MEANIE POOPOO HEAD!" - (04.30.19)
"I hope a turtle bites your leg." - (04.30.19)
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"Why is there a mermaid in the bathtub?" - (05.03.19)
"I want hot cockolate." - (05.13.19)
"*almost throws frying pan in trash can*" - (05.15.19)
"I thought my microwave was magic for like 1.2 seconds." - (05.18.19)
