Leo 🔥🍟

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"Blah blah blah, something about the blessing of America." - (01.31.19)
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"Tell me so I don't have to deal with all these sex ads." - (02.02.19)

"Go to sleep, ya fooking sploosh of hair." - (02.04.19)
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"Zappity Zap! Your bestie is fast!" - (05.27.19)
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"Woah. Uh, Coco. She's uh..better than you." - (06.01.19)
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"Anna fooked Sam on a van, Dean watched while Cas daydreamed about Destiel." - (07.12.19)

"The van was falling down the dam." - (07.12.19)

"*a year later* Omigosh, I'm only a quarter month through a single month of Leo." - (07.12.19)

"Simply because Leo makes Leo the Leoist Leo." - (07.12.19)
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"I just witnessed a major Anna UwU." - (08.06.19)

"Grapes need to feel good before they're stepped all over." - (08.08.19)

"I'm her bestie too, you bitch." - (08.11.19)

"I don't wanna navigate a maze just to get laid." - (08.14.19)
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"I MADE A HEADACHE!" - (09.10.19)
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"I can't even manage to land on my face. Like, what the fuck is this bullshit?" - (01.01.20)

"YES! SHE DESERVES TO SMASH AND PASS LIKE ALL THE HOES! IT'S A TREND BRE! A TREND!" - (01.12.20)

"Maybe I'll be inspired by watching someone kick ass!" - (01.26.20)3

"Kneeling position is the most uncomfortable." - (01.31.20)
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"Holy shit, these apples are hot." - (02.10.20)

"God was like, you must be a stick and you must not become a thiccer stick." - (02.25.20)

"Should've heard my boots go, clop clop clop clop." - (02.25.20)

"Yeah, he's very patriotic." - (02.25.20)

"It was the straight lady's fault." - (02.25.20)
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"Anyways, suck my cock. WHOOPS, WRONG PERSON!" - (03.01.20)

"Oh ma'am, the answer is ALWAYS bunny rabbits." - (03.09.20)

"I am dying from death." - (03.18.20)
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"Photographer even while being chased by fake police." - (04.26.20)

"We don't quote quotes." - (04.30.20)
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"Like bruh what I would give to be stupid. Well, my intelligence but that's beside the point." - (05.03.20)

"GRRRR. WHAT THE FUCK?!" -  (05.15.20)

"YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH TIME I PUT INTO THAT TIME?!" - (05.21.20)

"My eyeballs are cold." -  (05.23.20)

"Oh. *with his mouth full of cake* Are you okay?" -  (05.25.20)
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"YOU HAVE COFFEE?! LUCKY BASTARD! I WANT COFFEE!" -  (06.09.20)

"I'M VIBRATING MY PEEN WITH TEXTS!" -  (06.15.20)
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"But first. I must take your cheeks!" -  (07.01.20)

"You don't appreciate my quotes enough." -  (07.01.20)

"My finger hurts a little better." -  (07.27.20)
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"GUYS! I'M THE FUCKING EASTER BUNNY NOW!" - (12.13.20)

"HITLER COULD BE RUNNING AROUND IN MY BODY RIGHT NOW!" - (12.20.20)
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"I may be suicidal but I'm not suicidal." - (02.20.21)
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"I am pleased with my discovery of the delicious babies of the straw." - (03.28.21)
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"*talking to himself* Damn. I was really about to touch something that had an external temperature of 'fuck you'." - (04.07.21)

"Are you secretly a pig?" - (04.30.21)
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"IT LOOKS LIKE A NEEDLE POOED ME, THAT'S IT!" - (05.04.21)

"I want failure and death!" - (05.15.21)

"Listen up bitch, if you cry, I will personally rock your shit." - (05.16.21)
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"Anna gives head." - (06.17.21)
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"I'm not old. I'm...I'm ripe. There's a DIFFERENCE!" - (07.11.21)
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"I just bought an entire baguette on accident." - (08.02.21)

"YOU'RE ADULT ABUSE!" - (08.09.21)

"Fucking, Cheese." - (08.09.21)

"I hate that you fucking microwave everything!" - (08.13.21)

"Did you try and untiddy yourself?" - (08.14.21)

"A BUG TRIED TO STEAL YOUR BOOB?!" - (08.14.21)

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