"Matt is irresponsible but we all knew that." - Abby (01.26.19)
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"I'm gonna beat Kamila if she beats me." - Hailey L. (02.13.19)
"Man. I left my peanut butter sandwich at the house." - Random dude on Rose's bus. (02.20.19)
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"Did your sharpie run out of gas?" - Kellyn (03.13.19)
"You know how there's shoes on power lines? Well, there was a dildo on the power line." - Gracie (03.13.19)
"Quit smoking the Devil's lettuce!" - ??? (03.16.19)
"Ellie you slut. Stop having three boyfriends." - Crystal (03.17.19) (P.S. Ellie is a dog.)
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"Oh wow. Your head is warm." - Mallory (04.03.19)
"Once I had a dream about being indirectly killed by Goofy." - Tariq (04.15.19)
"Emma is spoon." - Jax (04.17.19)
"Lulu, Anna's being a perv." - Zack (04.17.19)
"Sara's curious why Matt's breathing." - Zac (04.24.19)
"It takes so much throat." - Riley (04.30.19)
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"I don't know any Ozzie's named Dog." - Zac (05.01.19)
"If you can get me a calm ass dog or a pickle, I'll be good." - Abby (05.01.19)
"I keep mixing up the United Kingdom with the United Nations." - Zac (05.01.19)
"When I don't eat, I get hungry." - Kylee (05.07.19)
"Maybe there's sanity." - ??? (05.09.19)
"Divorce the kids. Simple." - Zac (05.27.19)
"A ravioli talked to me this morning." - Jasmine. (05.28.19)
"Suck my dick." - Kandis & Jasmine (05.28.19)
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"Keep trying to correct me autocorrect and I'll fucking kill you." - Zac (06.01.19
"Excuse me? Did you call me tomato chicken?" - Raf (06.19.19)
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"What'd he say? Did he say he was gonna put my asshole in his mouth? What'd he say?!" - Antony (07.08.19)
"Why does this lemon taste like an orange?" - Skye (07.25.19)
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"I'm a cool kid." - Danny (08.06.19)
"Are you okay? What's so funny? Why is she laughing? Are you drunk? You are?! And you didn't share? Next time you don't share I'm writing you up." - Mr. Peterson (08.14.19)
"Please don't infect me with your sickness like he infected me with his gay." - Random dude at the mall. (08.27.19)
"We're making Peppa a VSCO girl!" - Peyton (09.05.19)
"She don't got bumps!" - Bebe (09.08.19)
"I succeeded at flirting! Not really." - Cat (09.17.19)
"Mrs. Jade! Look at me! I'm Peter Pan!" - Kid on the bus (09.30.19)
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"The person that did this. I hope your Minecraft wolf dies." - Gloria (10.16.19)
"Marcus is worried about Miss. Kinnian's love life." - Mrs. Branch (10.17.19)
"She's in her *voice crack* fIfTiEs." - Kid on my bus (10.25.19)
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"Your Wizard is a Harry?" - Gracie (11.08.19)
"Two deodorants?!" - Random dude at lunch (11.08.19)
"It's plead the fifth retard." - Hunter (11.13.19
"I might be short but my fuck stick still works!" - Monroe (11.14.19)
"Oh. This is where I used to come and cry and eat pizza." - Daniel (12.26.19)
"ALL I WANT IS ABS, NOTHING ELSE, NO MORE DEATHS!" - Daniel (12.31.19)
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"And my mom doesn't like my dad because they're divorced so..." - Jordan (01.07.20)
"Seals rape penguins." - Shylynn (01.23.20)
"I..I don't like the taste of blood." - Shylynn (01.24.20)
"LMAO, YOUR EYES ARE GAY!" - Rhiannon (01.25.20)
"The fridge won't move!" - Lindsey (01.29.20)
"Mullets are retards! No..wait. What?" - Erin (01.31.20)
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"Don't dance behind me. It's awkward." - Mrs. Brady (02.03.20)
"You want to do a secretary?" - Shylynn (02.03.20)
"Guys. This is bad. They're selling raw milk!" - Gloria (02.06.20)
"I wanna be a magic carpet." - Kylee (02.08.20)
"Your pink shirt is pink!" - Jack (02.12.20)
"I am reading these TikToks." - Nevaeh (02.25.20)
"I told my boyfriend I don't wanna walk over there because I don't wanna be attacked by crackheads." - Quinn (02.25.20)
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"It's burning my eyebrow!" - Layla (03.06.20)
"Put my Karen wig on.. WHERE'S YOUR MANAGER!?" - Cleo (03.08.20)
"Did I just see, {surname redacted} retaliate with a slap across the face?" - Leo's Captain (03.09.20)
"You need to stop being cute if you want to live." - Kal (03.20.20)
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"No. Not that sort of gay, the normal kind." - Kal (05.03.20)
"Is he asleep or is he dead?" - Kaylee L. (05.06.20)
"Rose. If I'm ever in the hospital..bring me my makeup." - Raven (05.19.20)
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"My dick just vibrated!" - Trenton (06.09.20)
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"Can I drink your cheese?" - Breanna (01.22.21)
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"Look, I got jean spaghetti!" - Breanna (04.01.21)
"If I hated you, do you think I'd let you smell my knees?" - Brian (04.21.21)
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"I was gonna tell you happy birthday but then I got distracted because my neighbor died." - Mikayla (08.10.21)
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"Propylene glycol and...glycerin. Oh, I know glycerin, that explodes!" - Gabe (09.16.21)
"If you vape you will die, if you vape you go bye bye, if you vape you get lung bads, if you vape you get beat by your dad." - Cameron (09.16.21)
