Ria ❄️☃️

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"Okay. Screw Beyoncé. I gotta have a selfie with Eminem!" - (02.10.20)

"I don't share chicken." - (02.12.20)
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"Should they just ditch the movie and play some tag or some shit? I don't know." -  (05.17.20)

"You're grounded for existing." -  (05.21.20)

"I am NOT a child of the fucking SAND!" -  (05.22.20)

"I do not share any sort of chicken! Go away!" -  (05.25.20)
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"Wait till the life picks up again." - (07.27.20)
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"I AM OUT OF OREOS! This is a crime." - (10.30.20)
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"What are you doing? What are you doing!? *makes bird sounds of dominance* That's a bin! That's a rubbish bin!" - (03.18.21)
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"I hope you die from those rocks." - (04.02.21)

"*mocks someone who just walked past minding their own business* Ugh, I hate people." - (04.05.21)

"*ambulance goes by* Ooh! Who's dying?" - (04.05.21)

"Sleep can suck a unicorn dick." - (04.10.21)

"Like, Obama but not Ohana." - (04.11.21)

"Go fuck a unicorn horn." - (04.13.21)

"Can I roll or do I have to shove you up a vacuum cleaner?" - (04.13.21)

"Then wrap it before you tap it." - (04.13.21)

"Did you die? Hello? Do I have to order a coffin? What style do you want? Do you want to be cremated or eaten by a giant cat-dinosaur? A catosaurus! Damn. He dead. *sips Mtn Dew and walks off to organize a funeral*." - (04.13.21)

"I DIDN'T ASK FOR SPARKLING PALE FAIRIES!" - (04.13.21)

"This bot is rigged. More rigged than my life." - (04.14.21)

"Sooo, does that mean Thanos shags sheep?" - (04.15.21)

".....Cute doggie beastie thing." - (04.17.21)

"Yeah, well, I don't like me either, Gollum." - (04.17.21)

"I want to fuck Johnny Depp, remember?" - (04.17.21)

"Ahem anywhooo, making out is cool and all. But, ya see, Anna isn't a pan." - (04.18.21)

"That's like secondary incest." - (04.18.21)

"Fuck you, you damn giant donkey dragon!" - (04.20.21)

"FUCK YOU, YOU RUSTY OLD TOAD!" - (04.20.21)
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"Go suck a cock. WE HAVE ONGOING ISSUES AND YOU DON'T SEE US FUCKING DISABLING SHIT! Ahem." - (05.05.21)

"My brain is freaking disabled and you don't see me putting it in bold!" - (05.06.21)

"I- Hey! I'm not a whore, Aeryn!" - (05.11.21)
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"I just got cursed. I happy." - (06.12.21)

"She's fighting water aliens right now." - (06.17.21)
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"I just like throwing knives and seeing what happens." - (07.03.21)

"Do you even like rice?" - (07.10.21)

"STICK TO THE GAYS!" - (07.10.21)
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"Aphrodite can suck a tiny ant dick." - (08.26.21)

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