"Wait. EW! I DON'T WANNA BE TRUMP!" - (02.15.19)
"This morning I almost sneezed my brains out while listening to One Direction. It's confirmed. I'm allergic to them." - (02.16.19)
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"Hey, everyone! My friend is gonna throw a kid in the oven, watch your children!" - (04.09.19)
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"YEETHAW MOTHERTRUCKERS!" - (06.23.19)
"Hello? Yes. My Anna is broken and I need a new one." - (06.30.19)
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"Depressed with ice cream." - (07.04.19)
"DANNY DEVITO!" - (07.21.19)
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"Cause my pasta said so." - (08.07.19)
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"Do you know what pi is? Pi is great. I don't like pi but whatever." - (09.10.19)
"HAVE A GOOD DAY AT SCHOOL! If you even go." - (09.13.19)
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"AH! SILVER LINING!" - (01.01.20)
